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Ethan

Ethan is sexy half Spanish half English road-man, who almost died of a concussion at age 16. He is now still in a coma recovering and we all wish him the best (lowkey the worst tho). He got a juicy badonkadonk and his nickname is autistic frank.
Omg look Ethan came out of his coma!
by Harisson Benenty December 6, 2022
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A respectable person who is often nicer. He will always be a good friend, a best friend. He is a gentle giant. He loves you in the friend way and understands ur personal needs without you having to talk about it. He has been through a lot but understands that he cant change his past and focuses on his future. He doesnt need a lot and will often focus on you more than himself.
by thatonehorseguy September 26, 2023
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Ethan is 100% better than Joshua. (Joshua sucks)
by ETHANGOODJOSHUASUCKS November 22, 2021
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Ethan has a huge cock. It’s long and slim just so it could slip in slick and shady. Ethan is funny
Ethan- Hey Ladies!!!
Ladies- Omg Big Cock Ethan!
by Yo Boy Mama Joe 69 cool boy January 9, 2020
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Usually throws a sick party however later someone may be stabbed by Mr. BURNS shh!
Ethan is a hairy beast known as the jew of the group
Ethan I heard your friend is under 6ft I think it was iain
by Oran gay(fraser) January 20, 2020
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The T H I C C E S T whale God in the multiverse.
Hail Ethan the true whale god!
by True whale god January 31, 2020
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A blanket name for any one of your older brother’s asshole friends.
(When dad come home from work in the evening)
“Hey what’s going on today?” Dad asked

“Oh not much, Dave has a new Ethan.” I said

by Rakis April 1, 2020
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