“olivia is my favourite girlfriend”
-“i thought i was your favourite”
“because ur in england”
-“that’s distanceism”
-“i thought i was your favourite”
“because ur in england”
-“that’s distanceism”
by audreysfavegf February 26, 2022

Sta-um-ble distance : a unit of measure. The distance in which an inebriated individual can successfully navigate from a water hole (point a) to the location of residence or car. (Point b)
Ron: hey dude, you sure you want to keep drinking?
Jon: yeah brah, I'm within stumble distance to my apartment.
Jon: yeah brah, I'm within stumble distance to my apartment.
by BRAD*&)*&#)&# December 8, 2014

A humorous nickname for the Toyota Corona, referencing its name in light of the COVID-19 pandemic and the need for social distancing. The term plays on the idea of keeping a safe distance, much like the car's name suggests.
Ever since the pandemic started, my friends have been calling my old ride the 'social distancing car' because it's a Toyota Corona!
by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025

Interacting with other people from a long distance (e.g. : Your home)
Example : Video calling, Messaging.
Often mixed up with Physical Distancing.
Example : Video calling, Messaging.
Often mixed up with Physical Distancing.
by coloradoisweed October 27, 2020

doing things like sending cute pictures when you wear new outfits or swimsuits etc when you can’t show them in person.
Girl: Hey i got this new outfit im going to wear out youd love it.
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!
by stern633 July 9, 2025

When ur scared of getting sick
by Molly gave October 19, 2020

by Holy hell pick a name already May 24, 2024
