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dingleberry

1. A miniature, barnacle-like extension of pubic hair surrounding, and appearing to 'bloom' from, the anal region. These unwanted 'berries' are formed by bits of excrement and/or useless toilet paper, creating non-acute yet constant discomfort.

2. An irritating, attention-craving person with a low EQ who thinks s/he is cool. Predictable and unimpressive yet pompous expressions characterize this lame douche bag.
I switch the channel as soon as that dingleberry Rand Paul comes on because I know anything he says or does will be totally annoying.
by User of Urban Dictionary March 28, 2011
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"Can't take a shit without getting a Dingleberry stuck to my ass"
by Bigcock63 January 16, 2022
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john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr

like a gay batman and black
Whos john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr?

look in the shadows

I see nothing?

exactly
by masky123343 July 10, 2023
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dingleberry

Dingleberry in Australian locality, refers to a national wholesale open-access data network project with both wired, and radio communication components rolled out and operated by NBN Co Limited. As the largest infrastructure project in Australia's history, it has been the subject of significant political contention, technological musical chairs and extensive delay deployment of the originally intended goal (to provide working and usable internet) for many years to come. This has resulted in the metaphorically definition of NBN as a small lump of poop, that's hangs with no sight of its intended destination.
Internet access has been disconnected all together after an ultimatum was sent via a postal letter from a company called NBN that states I must connect to it immediately. Despite hesitation, I agreed to connect to the new network lines but was then told I was not able to do so as work had not even commenced. Then I was told the old access couldn't be reconnected due to poorly explained bureaucratic reasons and I was left for months with no re-connection date. After some more months passed, you finally connected me to your new upgraded line although I have noticed that I am now being charged for speed based data that isn't capable of doing even half of the speeds claimed and is actually worse and less consistent the previous line that worked fine. ISP's have changed their Australian product range to offer consumers a dingleberry.
by i0iii0i0 November 28, 2017
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DingleBerries

another way of saying testicles in a family friendly way

Person one : Bro my DingleBerries Hurt so much
Person Two: What does that even mean dawg
My DingleBerries Are So Itchy i need to goon
by NuclearWarhead August 13, 2024
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dingleberry

very exquisite big basketball attached Carlos and it is very nice if I ever get to touch it.
Carlos has a very hairy and big Dingleberry his other one is small and not hairy.
by dingdong_ April 11, 2025
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a piece of feces that is stucto your asshair. very hard to get out. i recomend using lotion.
mom hears a scream from the bathroom
mom: what the hell was that?
Son: Nothing mom i just ripped a dingleberry from my ass
by pooptown mcgee April 10, 2011
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