Ding-Dong

a way of saying dick witthout getting the baseball bat to your head.

person 1: nice ding-dong bro
person 2: wat dafuq u pervert
person 1: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ September 30, 2020

Ding dong ass

When someone sticks their ding dong (penis) into another person's ass sideways

John: yo Tom I just had a ding dong ass with ella

Tom: that's my guy

by Wonky slush February 1, 2021

Ding dong

Someone who forgets to hang out w the person they made plans with

Ella is a ding dong because she forgot to hang out with kalen at lunch yesterday

by Rawr6942011 December 9, 2021

Samalama ding dong

A bad ass bich who loves Nutella and is annoyingly indecisive their sibling likes u a LOT and they are soo nice when they wanna be and a complete hue when they don’t

Oh yes that ones a right Samalama ding dong

by Rookiooooo October 30, 2019

ding dong

its a mexican who cant speak spanish. essentially they are white on the inside and brown on the outside.

Sgt.Romo your such a Ding Dong.

by Ughz November 7, 2006

Nigga-digga-ding-dong

Some kid in Africa that wrote a letter to an old guy named, Jack Nicholson. They talked about everything together, it was so beautiful, i cried. Did you?


oh well....


I had a tissue in one hand and a noodle in the other, so i did my noodle dance. It goes like this:
To the left, Uppy down, righty whitey, now do it again...(i'll wait for you...) ok, AND CLAP! Now grab your noodles and run around...."YAY! Noodle Noodle, Do the NoODlE daNCE!"



((((the end))))

1.Me and Nigga-digga-ding-dong heard this joke and it was the stupidest commercial we ever seened....

2.OH, NIGGA-DIGGA! YOU GOT A DING DONG. EAT IT!.

3.Thometimeth, i eat dead seagull farts, with my nigga-digga-ding-dong.
:) nummy.


THE END!

by Bouncy Helipocter August 2, 2008

Ding Dong Ditch

When a piece of shit loser knocks a girl up and can't handle the financial and emotional responsibility of being a father so he leaves her high and dry.

Did you hear about Kevin man? He ding dong ditched Celena !

by Chadleyturpenkum March 12, 2017