The act of shitting on a partners neck and covering the neck in it. Like that brown scarf Matt Damon wore in some old forgotten movie.
Person#1:Haha dude I gave your mom a Matt Damon Scarf.
Person#2:Suprise bitch I gave your dad one too.
Person#1:Fuck you
Person#2:Suprise bitch I gave your dad one too.
Person#1:Fuck you
by Anonymous Magic Man December 12, 2009
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1. haggard ass madman.
2. looks like jesus.
3. is a pretty good baseball player.
uncool things about him:
1. complete over-exposure of this dude.
2. in love with himself due to overexposure.
1. haggard ass madman.
2. looks like jesus.
3. is a pretty good baseball player.
uncool things about him:
1. complete over-exposure of this dude.
2. in love with himself due to overexposure.
i'd like johnny damon as a person more if he wasn't so fucking hyped all the time, unnecessarily
he plays good ball though
he plays good ball though
by broseph April 20, 2005
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Another word for melon.
by KHReborn April 1, 2012
Get the Daemon mug.1. The spawn of Satan, Lucifer, and the Devil.
2. God's least favorite Saint
3. a tool, asshole, and douche bag
4. Someone who should never be trusted around animals and young children.
2. God's least favorite Saint
3. a tool, asshole, and douche bag
4. Someone who should never be trusted around animals and young children.
"This is easier then when I steal candy from babies"-originally said by Damion while he was robbing a bank.
"I need a dog-sitter, do you think Damion will do it?" "Do you want your dog back alive??"
"Look guys, I'm doing the Damion!!" said while whipping a toddler in the face with his dick.
"I need a dog-sitter, do you think Damion will do it?" "Do you want your dog back alive??"
"Look guys, I'm doing the Damion!!" said while whipping a toddler in the face with his dick.
by your bleached asshole November 9, 2012
Get the Damion mug.An incorrect spelling of the word 'Diamond'. Often applied by individuals with little to no education. Also those in a hurry.
by RosieG June 28, 2012
Get the Daimond mug.A dirty scummy mountain man, with cro magnum features who happens to play center field for the Boston Red Sox. Rumor has it that he is known to shower on a Bi-monthly bases.
by Badass Keith April 4, 2005
Get the Johnny Damon mug.A well-respected actor and Oscar winning screen writer who unfortunately happens to have a huge, wide womanly butt much like that of his former nemesis for the affections of Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez.
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