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comatose curb stomp blow job kick

The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”

*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head

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Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.
by LakeCountyTreatsYouRight February 9, 2018
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Curb Chick

A female roadman. Tomboy. They're athletic, chill with mandem. Often seen wearing black Airforce 1, eyelash extensions. Enjoys vaping or smoking joints on electric scooters.
Guy: Have you seen Tayshaun's dating that new curb chick...Amber...she's James' dealer!
by Sausagero11 September 8, 2022
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Curb splash

When your friend gets super drunk and ends up pooping on your other friends curb and then his neighbor comes over and says “do you know this guy” and you say ya but you don’t realize that your friends neighbor doesn’t know how to tell you that your other friend pooped on his curb and his daughter saw him pooping
Hey Darren did you curb splash again?
by Curb splatter July 31, 2020
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Curb Church

Curb Church is where you meet with a friend to talk about life, love, and the pursuit of happiness on a street curb till the wee hours of the morning while chasing the sunrise.
I could really use a little curb church tonight.
by Sjflow August 5, 2018
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Curb Stomp

When U Forcefully Put Someones Teeth On A Curb and Stomp The Fuck Out oF eITHER thEir bAKS oR hEADS cAUSING sERIOUSE INJuRiES oR sOMETimES dEATH.
"DOOD THE FUQ HAPPEND TO U"
"sOMEBUHY cUR SThAM mE"

Curb Stomp
by FuckMyPussyHardAndMakeMeSquirt November 11, 2018
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Curb smart

When a person has some street smarts but not enough to get by.
"I'm not exactly sure how much a 8 ball is bc I'm curb smart.
by Rainbow Cumdrops October 11, 2017
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Curb Stomp

In sports a team is said to be Curb Stomped when they receive such a one sided beating from an opponent that total humiliation occurs occurs.
Ole Miss didn't just kick Georgia Tech's ass, they CURB STOMPED the mother fuckers!
by On The X September 19, 2022
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