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comatose curb stomp blow job kick

The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”

*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head

Defetion provided by the dopest fort maker this side of the north bay ca
Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.
by LakeCountyTreatsYouRight February 9, 2018
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Curb monkey

Curb monkey is a female and sometimes males that uses the opposite sex for rides on their motorcycle, they desperately troll the Internet looking for guys to post that they are going for a ride then wait curbside with their bandana, Harley tank top and leather boot for the guy to show up.
Travis posted on Facebook that he was going for a ride, stopped at the bar for a bite to eat and beverage and the curb monkeys were lined up.
by Marion Morrison May 16, 2016
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Curb Fairies

Mysterious beings that remove items for possible repurpose from one’s curb the day before trash day.
Place that old coffee table out tonight. The curb fairies will snag it long before the trash man comes tomorrow.
by RouseMeNot February 22, 2022
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Curb Rebel

(Also see closely related "Rockasilly"). A person who dresses in the Greaser, Rockabilly, or 50's style but is not actively involved in hot rodding or motorcycling.
Rolled up jeans, lucky 13 apparel, wifebeater tank tops. Tattoos of: swallows, spark plugs, anchors, nautical stars. Slicked back, or pompadour hair style. May own a Gretsch guitar, smoke lucky strikes, and drink Pabst Blue Robbon beer. Where a hard "c" is required, curb rebels use a "k" instead, as in "kulture".

To be a CURB REBEL you have all or some of the obove, but you DO NOT have a legitimate hot rod or motorcycle.
by Mark Oberg March 5, 2011
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Curb smart

When a person has some street smarts but not enough to get by.
"I'm not exactly sure how much a 8 ball is bc I'm curb smart.
by Rainbow Cumdrops October 11, 2017
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Curb water

Bodies of water that occur at street curbs that need to be navigated after snow or rain.
The curb water was so wide and deep in front of Penn Station after Snowmageddon, you needed Navy Seal training to cross over it.
by puttycake May 9, 2016
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curbbing

Verb

curb-ing

Describes someone who is 'riding the curb' or intentionally attempting or recklessly committing a dangerous action.

Used as a reference to drug use

An act of defiance

A show of positive reflection; such as when someone refers to another as being 'bad' they mean good, or 'sick' as in cool. Curbbin' or curbbing can be used to show respect.

A road way game where a driver rides the ledge or curb of a road and see's how long they can go before stopping.
"Jim is curbbing on that junk, he needs to quit."/

"Why are you curbbing on my ride? This is a brand new car."/

"Whoa, that girl is curbbin' bro."/

"Let's go curbbing while the police are busy trying to sort out that crunchy peanut butter problem."
by MixMastaK November 18, 2009
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