Cotton Dick

When it's humid outside and yo dick and balls start stickin to everything

"man its fuckin hot i got cotton dick"

by Eatdatgudpussy445 June 24, 2019

Cotton Swabbing

The act of sticking a dick in ones ear. When the wax and the urethra combine a sudden inflammation may occur (condom is suggested)

Joe: I Cotton Swabbed my girl last night!
Sid: Really?

Joe: Yea, I think she is deaf now.
Sid: Why?
Joe: I busted in her ear.
Sid: Danm now the memory is embedded

Ex:I want to cotton swab you
Cotton Swabbing: The act of sticking a dick in ones ear. When the wax and the urethra combine a sudden inflammation may occur (condom is suggested)

by sidthegreat June 5, 2018

cotton swapping

The act of you and a mate simultaneously using cotton swabs to sexually pleasure each other.

Yolanda shoved a cotton swab into nicks urethra as he stimulated her clit with one.

Don't use those cotton swabs in your ears, we were anally cotton swapping with them earlier... they still have fecal matter on them bro.

by socalsta January 12, 2014

Cotton Mouth

The Slang Meaning A Dry Mouth From Vaping Or Smoking

I got cotton mouth from getting high last night

by KyCorso April 24, 2023

Cotton Chewer

Someone who chews on their shirt profusely.

Dang that kid was a total cotton chewer they’re really weird.

by Pocketfullofpresty March 20, 2023

Cotton monster

when your covered in so much cum you become all white....And become...........A cotton monster

Damn babe i made you into a cotton monster

by Jas M. December 17, 2017

Cotton pussy

When you partake in smoking substances that make your pussy inevitably too dry to penetrate.

I was so stoned he couldn't get it in because I had cotton pussy.

by Branya April 22, 2018