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Coconut Water

Coconut Water is when you collect the male ejaculation after sexual intercourse and is then placed into a plastic container that is stored under the bed. It is left under the bed to ferment and is being added to once a day. After a week the next time sexual intercourse is initiated the container is opened and the spoiled/rotten stench of the ejaculation is used as an aphrodisiac. Each Participant takes a big whiff before engaging in intercourse to get the full effect.
"Billy and sally have been collecting coconut water for a month now and are going to rip it open tonight."

"Hey baby, Wanna come back to my place? I've got some '47 Coconut water"
by Dr.Neko August 26, 2012
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Coconut Pecan Cake Frosting

Something tasty to eat when your mom leaves your home alone and refuses to let you hang out with her friends (a good way to sorrow in the fact you have no life)
Coconut Pecan Cake Frosting is pretty good, but I think I ate too much and I'm getting really sick
by Adam Man March 11, 2005
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Coconut head ass bitch

Dua lipa

Has a head like a coconut

Bitch
“Hey that dua lipa sure is a coconut head ass bitch
by The all seeing eye September 2, 2018
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Coconut head

Pertaining to someone who cleanses their cranium with shampoo with the horrible aroma of coconuts.
My sister, Alex, is a freakin' coconut head.
by Kit D. Kat February 2, 2007
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Coconut Head

The result of a haircut in Great Clips. It usually ends up looking like a complete bowl cut which resembles a coconut.
Conner Schrader always has a coconut head by the time he exits Great Clips.
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Coconut juice

A man's semen shot at high velocity toward anothers face and or torso.
My Coconut Juice shoots straight for the grill!
by MBC March 28, 2003
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coconut cream pie

an insane amount of rough,sexual intercourse resulting in rock hard nipples. the male of the pair is about to cum, he rubs the females nipples ( the nipples are located on the boobs or the "coconuts") and then cumming all over her vagina and bush.
girl- "oh god yes!!!!! oh god! yes! yes! yes! harder! faster! harder!"
guy- "i am cumming!"
girl- "rub my fucking nipples!!! give me a, yes! a coconut cream pie!!!!!! FUCK YES!"
guy- rubs the shit out of her nipples extremley hard and cums all over her vagina and bush. "yeah!"
girl- " FUCK YES!! HOLLY SHIT!!!"
by yourvag April 26, 2011
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