Captain Carling

A Manc, who insists that Carling is in the same league as Cristal.

Rob Doodson a.k.a Captain Carling

by FaceAche November 5, 2006

Great Online Conservative/Libertarian Culling

Our times are regressing to new forms of unjustified persecution never seen before. Wake up folks. The great culling online has begun. Who's going to stand up to the media and silicon valley regime?
Reporter walks up to old lady conservative.... 'Did you know you are a Russian bot"

Lady: no I am not.

Reporter: but it shows on your Facebook that you support the 2nd amendment and have a distrust in the media as well as believe in small government.

Lady: excuse me? Are trying to false label me into silence?

Reporter: well the Russians control your Facebook page and we believe you colluded with them.

Lady: my family fought for free speech. Let's have a war with YOU the media and companies silencing conservatives.

The Great Online Conservative/Libertarian Culling makes me want to help start a new fresh revolution.

by NOT GOING TO TAKE IT August 7, 2018

Callin' Earl on the big white phone

Puking into a toilet. Especially after heavy drinking.

He'll be callin' Earl on the big white phone if he keeps drinking at this rate.

by Mark Singer November 11, 2008

Calingate

v. to swear profusely

- other forms include: n. calingation; adj. calingated

I used to calingate so much that I had to begin saying 'fsf' so that people would be slightly less offended

by kwil January 18, 2009

calfing

genetically modifying animals at a young age

why is calfing a thing?it is horrific!

by GIjones July 3, 2016

Carlingford

Best suburb ever. Located in the Hills District, North-Western Sydney, Australia. Lots of greenery and wildlife!

I wish I lived in Carlingford!

by that_would_be_me September 6, 2010

calligraffiti

A form of graffiti that only involves appealing flowing letters like calligraphy.

"Yo did you see the new throw up behind school, those letters look so nice it's practically calligraffiti."

by Trogdaft October 3, 2009