Burrito roulette

that moment when your not sure which end of the burrito to bite into. one side is full of tomatoes and cilantro the other delicious meat, rice, guacomole, and sour cream

shit i just lost burrito roulette i hate when this happens

by mtb44 August 30, 2010

Fish Burrito

A fish burrito is when you roll a girl(who hasn't showered) in a blanket just like you would roll up a burrito. After this is done you insert your head into the bottom part of the "burrito" and eat out her fishy smelling vagina.

Guy- This chick i met has the best fish burrito's ever. She even had tartar sauce on that shit.

Guys friend- Uhhhhhhh I think that was the hooker I banged last night. I left a little bit of a mess.

Guy- ohhhhhh so that's why it was sticky (throws up)

by MarkyJamMstrJakeJoshTheJanitor February 28, 2012

Burritos Attack

When, after eating a lot of burritos, you get a crazy Mexican spicy diarrhea

guy 1 : Are you down for some taco bell?

guy 2 : No thanks my ass still burn from the last burritos attack

by blumpkin666 February 09, 2011

french burrito

When someone shits in their tidy whitys out of fear

James was so scared of the neighbors dog, while he was running from it, he made a French burrito.

by HappyFresno February 14, 2018

arturian burrito

A female ejaculates ("squirts") into a burrito and feeds it to someone who may be unaware of its special ingredient.

Hey troute, bring me one of those special arturian burritos for lunch.

by Troute September 02, 2015

Red Burrito

When you have sex with a girl on her period and she sucks you off afterward.

Buy me a seafood dinner and I'll give you the red burrito.

by CaptainMeatBeater September 30, 2016

Greasy Burrito

A sex act in which a bunch of dudes cum another guys dick, and then the dude who was came on fucks a girl

I did greasy burrito last night!
What's that?
You don't want to know.

by the_cool_kid_on_the_block April 19, 2018