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Backside Brownie

To press against one another, anus to anus, while one person poops into the other's asshole.
Man I got so drunk last night, I don't remember shit! People are saying I gave this one chick a Backside Brownie!!!
by thewatermoccasin June 15, 2011
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Cosmic Brownie

When colored marbles are shoved up your lovers butthole and then propmtly shit out resembling the Little Debbie snacks we love so much.
While having extramarital sex, I shoved marbles up by girlfriends ass and she shit on me, giving me a cosmic brownie.
by Wes Martin December 22, 2008
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Slut Brownie

A brownie that's white on the inside, crispy on the outside, soft, and delicious. Some of it's chewy, some of it's hard, and all of it is sweet and delicious.
Man, I could really go for a slut brownie right now.
by loki352 September 15, 2016
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Making Brownies

A heinous act of revenue which involves shitting into a dryer and then turning it on.
Bro 1: "Dude, these frat bros at this party are dicks."
Bro 2: "Agreed, that's why I'm making brownies before I leave"
Bro 1: "I got a big one brewing, I'll join you."
by konnichiwa_this August 19, 2022
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Brownie Sludge

The bits of brownie in the bottom of the pan after most or all of the brownies are gone. It is often the gummiest and chewiest and can be formed into a large sized brownie in some cases.
Person 1: "Get your hands out of the brownie pan! There's nothing left in there!"

Person 2: "But I'm making an entire new brownie out of brownie sludge!"
by Bandit646 March 23, 2009
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Brownie Lung

When one consumes too many sweets and the throat and lungs become congested and blocked by the sweet residue. Brownie Lung can also be caused by consuming too many scoops of dry protein powder before going to the local iron paradise/pound palace.
"Hey Bryan?!"
"What the fudge do ya want Albert?!"
"I had the most wicked awesome brownie lung last night after eating that family pack of two bite brownies! I almost had to be hospitalized. Some could say I was riding that brownie wave hard, bro. I loved every second of that brownie lung...Couldn't breath!"
"Sounds like you have your life in order! Maybe next you could try putting those brownies on ice cream. I hear that is a great treat, Albert."
"Good idea Bryan. I need brownie lung more than I need safety protocols and matrices. I love you Bryan. More than my wife."
"Thanks Albert I love ya too and your sweet gross Brownie lung. I love you more than Brownie Lung."
"...Liar. Impossible. Brownie Lung Rules. BL for short.
"...You're right Albert. Nothing could replace my passion for the BL. Seeya at Don's tomorrow?
"Yupe...Best bring some BL material. Love ya."
"love ya too. BL4life!."
by Brent Osgood Jr. October 31, 2018
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Road Brownie

1. The little bit of poop in your underpants that leaks out when you are driving and don't have time to pull over to the bathroom. Your underwear will soak up any moisture and give it the consistency of a fudge brownie. It may also be the result of a shart while driving.

2. Having a passenger give you a rim-job while driving.
1
A-"Yo Duane did Mary give you some road head on your trip?"
B-"Nah dude, I had some road brownie and almost made her barf in my lap."
A-"I hate it when that happens."

2
A-"Hey baby it's gonna be a long drive, how about some road brownie?"
B-"Sure, just as long as you don't shart while I'm down there."
by Croganizer March 1, 2014
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