ballsack belt buckle

you pull your balls above your dick, so that way its sticking out of your pants. anytime a girl looks at it, you say "Hey, my eyes are up here y'know" like they've done to us

girl: *Looks down*
guy: "My eyes are up here"
girl: "but your ballsack is out"
guy: "so's the top of your boobs, and it's called a ballsack belt buckle"

by teeheepeelee December 11, 2023

ballsack lord

someone whos balls are so gargantuan that it looks like they have apples in thier pockets.

that guy is a ballsack lord, i can see his balls through his pants.

by huck4life❤❤❤ January 29, 2024

ballsackdiddler

when Diddy sees a guy and molests ur ballsack

Tom: yo did this fella just get ballsackdiddled from the ballsackdiddler?
timmy: fuck yeah

by therealdidlders January 23, 2025

ballsack nutslinger

the type of videogame where there is an over emphasis on graphics, budget, celebrity cameos, while ultimately lacking an actual game to play and still being a piece of shit

im afraid squadron 42 and GTA 6 are just going to be just another ballsack nutslinger

by Fleebie January 28, 2026

Ballsack Beard

Someone or something is extremely niche or otherworldly. How one achieves this status is by a lot of focusing and separation from society and even potentially living off-grid.

Grow the roses is such a ballsack beard song.

by Subhumanator February 7, 2026

Ballsackana

When someone is being a jerk, while also smelling like fish, combining the words ballsack and sakana.

“You’re such a jerk, ballsackana!”

by thenwhydoyoulooksosad March 27, 2026

Ballsack-Randalson

Definitely not Carolyn or Simon’s personal yeast infection, but certainly a close friend named Andy or Ellen. A Ballsack-Randalson on the perineum is a sluffing/callused/rot that when clawed fervently swells and eventually resembles a scrotum cheeseburger. Both Carolyn and Simon referred to their poor friends mangina with a gagging incredulity as they made scoops out of both hands and with their fingernails at the ends dug upward and in from back to front as hard as it seems possible. Later I found out that they actually did have Ballsack Randalson. Photos at CarolynSimonEllenAndyDaveHeidi.com

I’d come with you guys to crater lake, but have you seen this (bends over and spreads cheeseburger like growth between vagina and butthole or scrotum and squirty respectively) it’s a Ballsack-Randalson and I’ll be flagging traffic with these scoop hands all night.

by ChonkerLude August 5, 2025