A tissue rush is when one is nearing climax during masterbation, they are so lost in the moment that they forget to reach for a tissue and have to do so at the very last moment, sometimes reducing the quailty of the wank.
Mark: "God last night I was watching this amazing porn. I got so into it
Joe: "Was there a tissue rush?"
Mark: "Yes, yes there was."
Joe: "Was there a tissue rush?"
Mark: "Yes, yes there was."
by TheMarsh January 31, 2009
The act of flushing the toilet immediately after you drop your business in a crowded bathroom, insuring the smell doesn't spread.
Girl 1: Damn, that was a long one, thank god I rush flushed in the bathroom.
Girl 2: Yea, before all the other girls in there could smell it and start laughing when you walked out.
Girl 2: Yea, before all the other girls in there could smell it and start laughing when you walked out.
by bbg100192 June 10, 2009
After I was done with her she had a Riptide Rush.
by Riptide rush June 24, 2016
a situation where loads of people update their Facebook statuses in a short period of time, usually at Christmas or new years at 00.01am.
by dj debby debs December 31, 2010
The time of day where everybody you follow is online, reblogging the most amazing things, making you reblog them, which ends up in your blog becoming more awesome.
by Elanervosa March 26, 2011
by atomknowsall January 08, 2011
The feeling of extreme rectal laxity as a result of smoking any tobacco product. Esp. in a wake and bake situation where user has not taken a shit since at least the day before.
by Bird'Ands April 07, 2013