Jonathan

A Mexican dude who looks like a terrorist and is ugly as hell and stutters alot.He is terrible with girls and usually gets gay guys to fall for him because he looks like a queer.

Guy #1: Wassup Jonathan
Jonathan:STFU before I suicide bomb your whole family

by Sneakerhead bih March 26, 2018

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Jonathan

A person who always will lie to the person they know you like and make them like them .

But the only way this can be stopped is if you show the person you like how terrible Jonathan is.

by Laurance1601 July 17, 2018

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A short ass boy who is ugly as hell he looks like a rat and smells like cow shit , his crush will never like him back and is annoying he has a big ass head and his eyes stick out he’s really ugly when i see him i wish i was never born that’s how ugly he is i don’t mean this to any other jonathan besides that one jonathan i hate

Boy: Yo look it’s jonathan

Me: Ewwww

by Mayson January 5, 2020

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