rat tampon

Especially used in the hood, or by persons living by the river. Usually is a dead rat, or small furry animal, sometimes a squirrel or ferret that is used to absorb red liquid from a girl/women's cooter during her menstrual cycle, or if she gets shot in the vajeje.

Yo, you don't even know, I had to use a rat tampon. That's what the tail was for.

by Period May 15, 2006

used tampons

A western delicacy consisting of two burritos (any kind) coated with bar b que sauce.

For lunch at work today I ate a couple of used tampons.

by John April 25, 2005

Tampon Effect

What guys think about a girl they are unsure about, relationship wise. Similar to how women use tampons. Guys would rather use women then throw them away rather than going through the trouble of making a relationship work.

Dude 1: "Hey how are you and that chick?"
Dude 2: "Idk dude she's been bustin my balls lately."
Dude 1: "Well, sounds like time for the tampon effect to come into play."
Dude 2: "True dat. Fuck a hoe!"

by ryandizzle22 August 10, 2009

tampon stash

1.when a girl hides drugs in her vagina, by cutting a hole in a tampon and inserting the drugs there. she keeps the tampon in if she's getting on a plane, or in any situation where she might be searched.

1. dude, if it wasn't for my tampon stash, our asses would be chillin in jail.

by erinito June 22, 2007

bobbing for tampons

Someone who is covered in blood and has posibly been bobbing for tampons.

"God, you look like you been bobbing for tampons!"

by Bloody tampon September 4, 2008

tampon popsicle

what Angelina Jolie eats

yum this is a good tampon popsicle


billy bob:"that's it I'm divorcing you"

by rob December 6, 2003

Tampon Money

Phrase I invented to describe money needed by chicks to buy stuff they don't need. For example, clothes (which they neither need or will ever wear) or random presents for other people.

Note, this money doesn't nescessarily have to actually be spent on tampons, its just money that girls think they need, and require a constant supply of, but actually they can very easily live without it.

-"Man I'm broke."
-"Already? I thought you cashed in your paycheck last week!?"
-"Yeh but I have a girlfriend, remember?"
-"Tampon Money. Sucks."

by Danmosk June 1, 2009