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Second Truth

The moment right after ejaculation where you see everything in a new perspective. During the second truth, you can see through all the bullshit in your life and everything makes sense for about 3 seconds. But most people are to focused on the actual orgasm to notice this.
Dude, I just blew a load and during my second truth, I realized, I could save 15% or more on my car insurance by switching to Geico!!
by Hugh E. Rection April 19, 2009
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Second Life

Reference to a program in which one lives out a sort of second life building what they want, chatting with who they want, scripting their builds to do what they want.
by Derek Jones March 1, 2004
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Sleepy Second

Accidentally getting to second base while your still half asleep
Matt: hey did you hear Carl got a Sleepy Second
Jim: yeah now Jill hates him.
by Mybad February 14, 2013
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Second shift

Second shift is the tedious parts of human existence that you must complete after you have already worked a full day. This includes food shopping, paying bills, laundry, cleaning, etc.
Them: Hey let's go hit the pub after work today.
Me: I really can't - second shift hits after work today....
Them: Second shift?
Me: all the crap you have to day at home after work - second shift is exhausting.
by Siouxsie Supertramp March 14, 2021
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second shadow

Another name for a stalker, or someone watching someone.

Usually used when someone is watching someone else. (Such as if they suspect them of cheating on them for exmaple.)
Person 1: Hey I hear your girlfriend has been seeing another girl.

Person 2: Tell her she going to have a second shadow from now on
by A15kk February 23, 2013
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second childhood

Not to be confused wif da "wholesome" procedure of an adult's purchasing vintage/nostalgic items on E-Bay so dat he can again savor stuff dat he'd enjoyed as a youngster, this snortingly-sarcastic "air-quotes" term resentfully refers to when a grownup begins exhibiting similar immature/careless behavior dat he'd performed as a child. This unwise/unhealthy practice can be especially upsetting and disconcerting to any teenage/young-adult offspring of said middle-aged misbehaver, since like as not said parent had admonishingly "drilled and drummed" da supposed virtues of "proper" behavior and speech into said youngsters, and so they now feel betrayed when they see dat their own "guider and lecturer" is HIMSELF now mindlessly disregarding his own teachings, and is subjecting THEM to da very same "selfish and uncivilized" crap dat HE had always claimed stressed/disappointed HIM so much if any of THEM "stepped out of line" like dat.
A classic --- and hilarious --- case of grownups' shockingly/shamelessly indulging in a "second childhood" is da 1930 Laurel and Hardy film "Brats", where Stan and Ollie --- though constantly censuring their cranky and selfish pint-sized juniors for their disgraceful bickery attitudes and thoughtless anti-social interactions --- themselves actually behave just as immaturely and unbecomingly towards each other, as well.
by QuacksO June 8, 2019
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Microsoft Second

A screen during any installation in Windows showing "1 second remaining" that lasts a few minutes.
"I don't have time to talk to you, I'm almost done installing the game - it says I only have one second remaining."

"Dude, you have plenty of time, it's a Microsoft second."
by SsurebreC August 1, 2012
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