wring the mop

v. to urinate (females only)

Jeez, I've only had one beer and I already need to wring the mop.

by scholzilla October 16, 2009

Quickie Mop

after a sexual act, a quick cleanup without showering

She wore him out all night; he better do a quickie mop before he passes out or his cock will be glued to his belly in the morning

by Mr. Ed July 18, 2015

Wizard Mop

The act of "concentrating, exploring your past, finding a memory allowing it to fill you up, losing yourself, then speaking the incantation" "Expecto patronum" Whilst simultaneuosly ejaculating on a mud blood and mopping the patronus all over their face.

Harry: "Ron you ginger fuck, you get in last night?"

Ron: "Dude Tots whipped out the ol Basilisk no 'alohamora' needed, chamber of secrets opened gave her the vintage wizard mop"

Harry:"Magical stuff, told you man Hogwarts girls go crazy for the dark magic"

Ron: "That is also true, Could've sworn it was moaning Myrtle for a second bro, bitch was speaking in Parseltongue, Thanks for the advice...Your a wizard Harry"

by YourSickUncleNeddy January 16, 2013

Mop Slim

Mop Slim is someone that loves to ride dick and moans when they nut.

Omg i heard he’s a “Mop Slim”

by PointlessParkingMeter January 27, 2022

WAP Mop

A slightly thick mustache that rest a top of a mans upper lip, that acts as a mop for the pussy juice that is created when he munches a ladies sweet pink pussy

Hey girl the mustache ride is just the appetizer I’m gonna finish you off with a go around with my WAP Mop!

by RCHammer0489 March 26, 2021

ink mop

And ink mop is a handmade graffiti marker. It's designed to make wide graffiti tags that drip ink. The most common ink mop would be the NYC Mop. It's normally made with an empty deodorant container...then ink is added and the tip (nib) is made from a strip of felt, like felt from a chalkboard eraser. These markers originated from New York City, during the graffiti epidemic on the New York City subways.

I bombed the entire subway car with my graffiti tag, using my ink mop.

by Razar1 October 12, 2015

Sticky mop

It is vaginal pubic hair after squirting while the girl is on her period.

Oh my god my boyfriend sticky mopped me.

by DankStuff101 January 22, 2018