bro heavy

Similar to a sausage fest. A high ratio of males to females.

I went to this anti-Valentines party, hoping there would be a decent amount of available single girls, but instead it was bro heavy, with little possibility of any kind of connection.

by Paulington Krietastrophe September 12, 2016

Paid Heavy

A recruited physically-muscular and/or armed individual, or group of individuals, usually sent to collect a debt, threaten, attack, or otherwise intimidate another individual or group of people into some form of concession.

"Either the police will find and deal with him, OR, I'll find him myself and send some paid heavy around to deal with him."

by rm84 December 7, 2018

Muff Heavy

When you and your buddies are watching a film or TV show which is showing a lot of female pubic hair.

Geez, this episode of _____ is Muff Heavy.

by CrazyRetard July 7, 2011

heavy talking

When the 2 people like each other but don't want want any one to know about them

Amy and Jack like to have a heavy talking conversation

by Kingslickkk May 23, 2018

Tip Heavy

when the tip of the penis is hard, but the actual penis is not

Last night, my girl was making me hard, but i was only Tip Heavy

by WolfgangQuez July 4, 2015

Heavy Face

Someone who is less than appealing to look at. Unattractive; ugly.

"Don't point but that guy over there has a heavy face. Like really heavy."

by D.J. Dripp Nasty February 25, 2020

heavy wood

Music, often from either the classical or baroque era, that is established as being a 'prophetic' form of proto-heavy metal. For instance, some of the compositions of Antonio Vivaldi (1678-1741), such as 'La Folia' or 'The Four Seasons' can be classified as falling within this category.

Dude, you listen to heavy metal? Fuck that! Listen to heavy wood instead.

by opuspostumum March 14, 2023