zachary hayes

A slightly ugly and slightly fine ass nigga who will grab any girl or boys ass.
He dates a girl with a kinds fat yet kinda flat ass. She grabbed his dick tho like a dumbass. anyways, u should date him

zachary hayes the dumb nigga

by zachary hayes November 28, 2023

Zachary

A manipulative short midget piece of shit who will lie to you any chance he gets puts on a baby voice and constantly wants to make himself an angel in your eyes

hes truly a psychological abuser.

God, hes abusing me again hes being such a Zachary.

Dont let him be a Zachary to you call the police.

by honest person. April 5, 2022

Zachary

Commonly called "Zach", the seemingly safe spelling leads you to believe that he can be trusted with your heart when really he's just lying and faking everything to get into your pants. He will tell you that he cares for you and will make it seem like he loves you but then go and crush your soul the second he moves away to university. He is known to love-bomb (haha "love" yeah right) his victims with gifts and quality time but this should not ever, EVER be mistaken as sincere. His immaturity and lack of self control compels him to ditch you (a fear you expressed to him and he assured you would not happen) and chase after every new set of boobs he sees. Additionally, he will blame everything bad that he does on the fact that he was cheated on and really emphasize that he's apologized only to try and make himself feel better. He is not sorry that he hurt you, he's sorry he looks bad. DO NOT TRUST!!

"oh Zachary was a piece of shit to me too!"

by ihatestrawberries November 7, 2022

Zachary Brooks

Kid who doesn't go an hour without talking about fortnite. Will only eat foods where he can lick the dust of his fingers. Will make weird sexual comments and whisper them in you ear and is obsessed with screaming the word "if." Overall great guy. fortnite} cheetos morefortnite

Guy1: "Yo man did you see the new fortnite update"

Guy2: "Calm down Zachary Brooks"

Guy1:"Yo you want this sandwich"
Guy2: "No, I only eat food where I can lick the dust of my fingers"
Guy1: "Ok Zachary Brooks"

by Fortnite Default Dance December 19, 2018

Zachary Kohel

Someone extremely peculiar to be around, he is tall, probably wears glasses, and has not yet developed a his cerebral cortex.

Wow is that Zachary Kohel? Yeah you can tell by the board on his back when he walks!

by Gogurt Tube April 5, 2023

Zachary

Zachary is one of the most loyal and loving person anyone will ever meet! Their cute, sweet, kind person! They may not always be out going but if you get to know them you would love them! If they love you they would treat you like a king/queen and no matter how mad they are!

Person 1: have you meet Zachary! His quiet but his so Kind!

Person 2: I have! They didn't talk much but they helped me out!

by AHHHHH IM GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY April 25, 2022

Sad Zachary

When you get a dry hand job, no lube.

Man I was hanging with this chick and she gave me a sad Zachary

by Rice1303 August 31, 2025