Cum-Zombie

One who has an insatiable thirst for cum, and seeks it relentlessly, stopping at nothing to satisfy their hunger for cum.

Logan's mother is such a fucking cum-zombie. All that bitch thinks about is cum.

Cum-Zombie by Phillerup August 21, 2008

zombie ninja pirate 

An indistructible being. You will try to fight this being and die...horribly. It will tear you to shreds then sleep with your whole family...shortly after the sex it will then kill them too.

The zombie ninja pirate killed my friend fucked his family and killing them shortly after!?!?? O NOES RUN!!

zombie ninja pirate by Guy Is Awesome December 3, 2007

zombie bait 

(n) People with large brains.

The delivery boy was in the physics lab when the zombie outbreak happened, so he had [time to escape while the rest, zombie bait, were eaten.

zombie bait by dron3d July 3, 2011

Zombie Sonics 

The NBA team more commonly known as the Oklahoma City Thunder. Referencing how they killed the Seattle SuperSonics and occupy the franchise and pretend they are the same team.

The Zombie Sonics lost again, they will never escape the curse of Seattle.

Zombie Sonics by talleric February 24, 2014

Zombie dick

A erection that happens when there is no sexual stimuli present. Usually during untimely situations. Mostly present in males going through puberty, but can happen from time to time in adult males.

I was sitting in a Alcoholic Anonymous and suddenly had a case of zombie dick.

Mr. Kelley didn't want to stand up to teach his because he had developed a zombie dick grading papers.

Zombie dick by MillerMan0203 December 29, 2010

Prozac Zombie 

(n.) 1. One who has been prescribed significant levels of the anti-depressant Prozac for a prolonged period of time, and thus lives a monotonous and falsely pleasing lifestyle, 2. the living dead, who consume nothing but Prozac

A- Prozac is a wonderful drug.
B- Why are you talking like a robot?
A- Because life is pleasant.
B- You are a fucking Prozac Zombie.

Prozac Zombie by J-Gill August 4, 2010

Zombie Bacon 

A strip of bacon that has been left out for to long without being cooked, and has become disgusting. If eaten, will cause zombie like behavior in infected.

dude1:"Dude theres still some bacon left."
dude2:"Don't eat that man, its zombie bacon."
dude1:"Whatever."~eats bacon~"Moooaaaaannn!"
dude2:"I warned you."

Zombie Bacon by PD4peace October 20, 2010