The Old Stink Wink

The act of farting in a person's general direction. This act is usually precipitated by an offensive act performed by its victim

After watching Jeff take the last piece of birthday cake from the breakroom, Ben walked to Jeff's cubicle and while in conversation with Jeff, he gently turned and shot him the Old Stink Wink.

by BigSugah October 29, 2008

I'll be winkled

Used to express confusion or to admit your opponent to be correct; to admit defeat

BOB: I Found fart in a jar collection.
Me: I'll be winkled

by bobtheslobthebob February 27, 2021

Shit Van Winkle

When you're in the bathroom trying so hard to take a shit that when you come out, you feel like its 20 years later

"Where have you been man?"
"I've been in the bathroom for the last two hours. What time is it? I thought the sun already set."
"It's only been 15 minutes. You had a shit van winkle"

by GhettoLibrarian February 8, 2021

national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day

bojack reference LMAO

"okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"

by petethecatissoooocoool February 5, 2023

winker

When you take a dump and the tail of the turd sticks out and winks at you

I took a dump,I had a winker

by shoemannnn July 9, 2009

winker

1)In porn movies, an asshole (anus) that can contract and expand after anal sex, digital or mechanical insertion. "Forcing semen out of the asshole after an internal anal ejaculation are what winkers do best."

winker, winky, butt fart, cumfart, ass jizz.

by captfreak September 25, 2007

Backwards Wink

The backwards wink is a super-suave method of flirting. It is carried out by turning ones head to the side, and briefly closing the eye furthest from the subject of one's affections.

1. "OMG, that chick is so hot! She ttly backwards-winked at me!"

2. "Dude, I am so into that guy over there. I'm gonna backwards wink at him. Works every time!"

3. (;

by Wendy Von Birdhausen February 23, 2010