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5th wheeling

In a group of friends, the one friend that is kept there as a backup, they do just enough to keep him/her around. Only to to stuff with when the usual crowd of friends can't. Like the spare tire on the back of your car.
Scott: Crap I've got 3 tickets and only Jake and Connor can go, Tanner said he couldn't go. I guess I'll have to see if Luke can go instead since we've got no one else.

Scott: Hey Luke want to go with us?

Luke: I guess so. Looks like I'm 5th wheeling as usual.
by Jendali March 17, 2016
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E-Wheeling

-Verb:

To seduce one's love interest using text message, instant messenger, social networking sites, or other modern technologies.
"Ryan was e-wheeling those girls so hard last night"
by Pierre04 November 21, 2009
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R on Wheels

R on Wheels is a retard on wheels. It is a person who acts like a retard, so you ignore that person. They are usually in a blow off class fooling around or making fun of other people when they have no friends. The most comman case is with freshman because they think that acting out this way will make them tons of new friends. When in actuality noone likes them for it.
"omg Jake your such an r on wheels."
by sharkonwheels April 30, 2009
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Tank Wheeled

The act of having been wheeled (lip kissed) by a tank (i.e. a person who has a robotic disposition).

Although it may be hard to detect whether or not a person has tank wheels, here are some major indicators:

1) when approaching their victim, they tend to move as though on a train track
2) when cock-blocked, they emit steam from their ears
3) once they've reached their destination (i.e. their victim) they say "Choo! Choo! All aboard!"
"You've just been tank wheeled!"
by FreakyDeaky123445Tank May 5, 2009
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coon wheel

A steering wheel which is small in diameter, designed so a car can be steered whilst the driver is handcuffed
"Aw Fuck, looks like leroy Boombaclat has escaped custody again, good job his car has a coon wheel fitted"
by sipukka October 21, 2021
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Breaking at the Wheel

A torture technique that involves tying an accused criminal to a wooden wheel and rolling it on hard, sharp, bumpy surface causing irreversible damage to bones and organs. Sometimes if the person was still alive, an excecutioner would hammer the brain with iron or drop the wheel in a lake. The bodies were often left on display to dismay criminals.
Breaking at the wheel is not a good way to go.
by Anti fandom freedom fighter. November 26, 2016
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aftermarket wheels

by Mtbr May 15, 2018
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