David Villa

The most overrated cocksucking faggot to ever touch a football, David Villa was a virtual unknown up until at 28 he scored 5 goals at the 2010 World Cup, each one crappier than the next, and was instantly declared the best striker in the history of the universe.

Amazingly, about 4628352 of his nearly 200 career goals have been scored on an emtpy net, from an offside position, and with an average with 3 deflections each. At the same time.

A: David Villa scored an offside goal against a crappy team again.

B: Obsiously, he can't even score in a brothel without being offside.

by MrPupesh May 14, 2011

Villa Walsh Academy (VWA)

An all-girls school located in Morristown, New Jersey. It is run by smelly old nuns and is always compared with st. e's. Of course everyone is aware that the villa girls mascot was the knight a few years back, but the delb boys and shp boys started calling them the villa gorillas because they look like gorillas. (st. es girls are called st. easies because villa girls cant get boys even if they paid them so they think that st. e's girls are easy) They think they are too smart for st. es but the fact is, they made the gorilla their MASCOT. So now they smell, look, and are gorillas. St. E's beats villa ten out of ten times without cheating. Thats another thing, villa girls cheat in sports to win because they dont have the proper skill level to win farely.

St. Es Girl: Why are the villa girls called gorillas, i thought you liked them?

Delb boys: (laugh) pshhhhhhh they should in the zoo!!

Villa Walsh Academy (VWA) is a not a school, its a zoo.

by im not telling May 16, 2006

Vicarious

To be as in another's

She live vicarious through her daughter.

by TOKS & SADE.. November 21, 2010

Christian Vilar

cute hot boy that gets all the girls and the best fighter, commonly called ‘DDG’ for his boxing skills, he has a professional record of 1-0 in fights.

girl 1: who do you like ?
boy 1: christian vilar ofc 🙄

by cvilarcookingYT June 15, 2021

Aston Villa

Aston Villa a football club in a place called brummie land commonly known for having a terribly quiet fanbase that never sing. They are also famous for having the worst looking fanbase in England and the highest crime rate. Their most common citizen is a man called greasy Grealish he is known for diving in the box driving into lamp posts and just looking ugly over all like the rest of their fanbase.

A famous song once was written about Aston Villa : SOTV SOTV tonight

Aston Villa? You mean that football club who haven’t won anything in 109 years? And get relegated every year no thanks

by Aston Villa’s biggest fan June 3, 2021

More tea Vicar

UK: Sometimes used at pub time in male company to acknowlege that somebody has let one rip.
It is said in a posh voice parodying behaviour in more gentile circles.

Jimmy raised his left buttock and let one rip that rattled the half empty glasses on the table, even before the smell of baking brownies had begun to disapate his mates chorused 'more tea vicar'.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

villa park

A neighborhood in Springfield, Two up Two Down that is essentially populated with afghan and asians. It is by far the most ghetto hood in springfield and for anyone who has a problem with us come see us and you'll see whats up. i recommend if you not from there or you dont have friends from there dont come there. Its not no compton, but its for those lil wannabe wiggers in the 703.

:Where you rep
:Nigga, imma highway nigga
:forreal? shit... its over
:where yo hood mang?
:nigga, its all bout that Villa Park
:(highway nigga ran for his life)

by J0hnny703 December 29, 2007