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Tyson Dyck "Aka Tyson Dick"

A fuckin beaut of an Ottawa Senators draft pick, Historically the Dyck clan was a part of Roman gods, until the great early war took place and they were cast down to just simple royalty, then forming the new Hard Dick clan, otherwise known as of today "The Dicks"
Tyson Dyck "Aka Tyson Dick"

Example: "honey were out of sugar"

" No worries we can just ask of friendly neighborhoods Dicks to sauce us over some Sugar for these wicked biscuits were whippin up"
by Senanator May 11, 2023
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Tyson

A name of a male that shows dominance, courage. Fully sends it. Usually the one that gets the girls at parties. Eats a lot to get big. Bully’s his smaller pairs. Usually into cars. Always wants everything to be their way otherwise they will unleash their inner demon which you don’t want to fuck with because his eyes will show the words kill.
Hey Tyson. Let me guess, we’re doing what you want tonight. Probably a party.
Tyson : of course we are you idiot
by Poisonousberryballs November 21, 2021
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Tyson Leach

Super overrated at all sports he plays and his PERM is absolutely garbage. Not to mention he will get dropped when he plays LD. He also isn’t even the best #4 in the MIDD PENN
Who’s that kid with the dumb perm? Ohhh that’s Tyson Leach
by Tyson’s trash October 20, 2019
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Tyson

A man who doesn’t know how to spell on purpose. He uses words like fina, needa, ima, yo, nah, and so on. A guy like this would spell things wrong just because. Like if someone like this were to say “ I’m going back to the skate park because I left my board there“ they would say it like “ im fina go bak too da scat parck becase I left my bord ther.”
Drew: when is the game?
Julia: I think it starts at 6
Tyson: da gam starts att 6
Cam: is anyone going early?
Tyson: ima go earlie.
by Kathy Mac Lathy October 21, 2019
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Mike Tyson's worst enemy

S

Mike Tyson can't say the sound that S males and ends up making the TH sound
Examples:
The thalad hath lettuth and tomatoeth.
The theven htailors were theathick.
The mouth is thleeping in the houth.

Person 1: What is Mike Tyson's worst enemy?
Person 2: the letter S
Person 1: How?
Person 2: He can't pronounce the sound S makes
by some guy with a computer November 30, 2020
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Tyson

The sweetest, coolest, funniest, most athletic guy you'll ever meet. Tyson will always be there for you and has your back no matter what. He's super fast and beats everyone who tries to race him. He's the best boyfriend ever and if you meet a Tyson hold on and never let go! He's tan, brown eyes, and super cute.
Tyson is Tyson
by Tysons_simp December 19, 2020
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Mike Tyson

Beating the living sh*t out of someone.
Ey bro if he keeps talkin like that im gonna Mike Tyson that b*tch.
by anonymous October 21, 2020
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