The greatest guy you will ever meet. Tall athletic body, gorgeous face, and the deepest brown eyes you will find yourself staring into for hours. Smart but doesn't flaunt it, but still casually drops big words into random sentences. He can take a joke, and will often get teased alot because of it, but usually doesn't care. Popular, but sort of low-key, everyone knows and likes him but he's not considered a jock. Is an amazing person to talk to about anything, and if you find yourself dating one, you're the luckiest person ever.
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Get the Max mug.A Max is a dickhead assface that knows nothing and is worth nothing. He is trash. He is also a hobohabilis. Come at me bro!
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Get the Max mug.Max can be a super cool guy at times. He can often he seen stroking his beard in several different ways, depending on his state of mind. Although, most of the time he’s just stoopy and drinks from a super noisy water bottle! Gives people real 1/4 bottle empty feels...
Girl: What’s that noise? It’s so annoying
Boy: Ugh, that’s just stoopy Max and his water bottle
Girl: *makes water bottle noise*
Boy: Ugh, that’s just stoopy Max and his water bottle
Girl: *makes water bottle noise*
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