Ryland Thompson

Ryland Thompson is the best battlefront 2 player. He is also very handsome and cool. He can also pull and girl he want. Ryland is the best.

Ryland Thompson is the best at battlefront 2

by Ryry you guys February 27, 2022

thompson goodbye

When you're trying to leave an event and the hosts come out to talk to you for another 20 to 68 minutes in the driveway.

See also: When your dad leans against your external car door and holds your attention for an hour.

See also: Leaning into car window whilst driver slowly backs out, inch by inch.

Sentence: "I'm an hour late home as my parents engaged me in a Thompson goodbye"

CODE: "Don't lean on their car window, dear."

by Ms. JGT November 13, 2023

the isaac thompson

the god among men , nobody knows the origin of this man however you must tred lightly when talking about the isaac , phrases such as , yesss and nooo are the many ancient ways of communicating with this creature . if ever in a situation with the isaac , kiss your booty goodbye and hope there is a lauren nearby

The isaac thompsons sock draw is empty .

by changaaa May 12, 2023

Dimpleddick thompson

A man named Thompson who has quite the dimpled dick

Person 1: let's go to the party heard there's crazy chick's there dude
Person 2: no way not if Dimpleddick thompson is there
Person 3: Br-
*Person 1 and 2 beats the shit out of person 3*

by Youlookingfinemydude June 24, 2022

Elisha Dane Thompson

A short youthful boy which loves to engage in intercourse with several arachnids and species alike. He has a knack for going full nelson on "thugs", or better known as muscular African-American men in low socioeconomic neighborhoods. He is also known for engaging in intercourse with domesticated animals such as tabby cats, and pet vermin.

I saw Elisha Dane Thompson the other day, he was sticking his shrimp cock into a snakes mouth so i fled briskly.

by r/treefookers February 7, 2024

Tylar Thompson

1. Thy have felt the warm caress of a womans touch

Every group has a tylar Thompson!

by Christianthegreat-turtletits June 13, 2023

Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.

Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.

by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016