Cat

an animal that cleans itself with its tongue. It has sharp claws. They can be wild or domesticated and they can lower a humans blood pressure by simply petting. In ancient Egypt people used to think their gods came in the form of cats therefore they worshiped them.

My cat likes to chase lizards

by Percy_The_Cat June 6, 2016

Cat

A small fuzzy creature with razorblades for feet. They tend to be spoiled assholes who expect everything from humans.

Person 1: Did you hear about that cat?
Person 2: Oh, yea. He's such an asshole.

by Sh4d0w_B14d3s November 5, 2019

Cat

Furry peice of shit

You know what a cat is

by OFWGKTADGAFBBLS March 22, 2021

Cat

An animal that pretends to be your friend

How are you doing, fluffy?

MEOW!

"Cat" I needed to write this.

by A very real human. February 27, 2020

Catting

To laze in the sun, napping like a cat.

"I was catting yesterday...perfect weather for it. It was so relaxing."

by Ceejay21 March 22, 2020

cat

companion animal

I got a new cat

by iLau November 9, 2017

cat

a cat is a harry ninja that apparently has 9 lives. my cat ate my dog:(

jmal:"boiz, look itz a CAT!!"

by nolifejim November 23, 2020