Thick-cow

That person is a thick-cow: a completely normal person

I am a thick-cow

by That cow is chunky221 February 3, 2021

Hick-thick

Noun- A male or female-like individual resembling one with a solid muscular base without definition and tone; one with duck dynasty qualities.

Houston Astros catcher, Evan Gattis, is Hick-thick. He could swing a log then whittle it into something useful.

by FlyerDave October 21, 2017

motion thickness

Travel fat

Motion Thickness is when you are riding along in a vehicle and you start to get a woody from the vibration of the vehicle

by Motion thickness March 18, 2014

thick forehead

then the eyebrows on your forehead look like a swollen vaginal area that has not been shaved. it is a deformity that causes your head to look like a swollen grape fruit that has been ejaculated into. you often think of these people as mentally not stable.
the condition causes interruptions in the brain leading to acts of theft of motor cars as well as non stop online gaming.

look at that, he has a thick forehead

by Keith24 January 20, 2019

Thick Butter

Melting a stick of butter cumming the in the butter freezing it then shoving it up someone’s ass

Man 1:Dude I did a thick butter with my girl last night

Man 2: Dude wtf is wrong with you see a therapist

by OpieLove January 16, 2023

Skinny thick

A girl who is neither thick or skinny. You can’t call her fit but you can’t call her out of shape either. She is perfect.

That girl is skinny thick, she is my dream girl

by hadiarkadasinayolla September 21, 2019

Thick Shady

The fatter, homosexual version of Eminem's demented alter-ego Slim Shady.

"God, man, did you hear Thick Shady's debut album M3RK? That shit goes so hard!"

by iamthickshady May 28, 2022