Clevland Steamer

A complete idiots way to spell "Cleveland Steamer."

I spell like someone from a third world country... "CLEVLAND STEAMER" is it?

by semajsirhc June 21, 2009

Nantucket Steamer

While a woman lies naked on the floor, a man covers her in seafood bi-product (clam, oyster, lobster or crab shells, shrimp tails, etc.) she then rubs them on her torso, while the guy stands over her masturbating. when he climaxes, he yells "and there's the tarter sauce bitch"

Last night we had take out from Shells, and afterwards Nancy got on the floor for a Nantucket Steamer

by spaceplans September 5, 2007

Harrisonburg Steamer

When performing anal sex in the doggy style position and the anus becomes loose, you stick a lit cigarette to the back of the female's neck to tighten the anal sphincter back to an acceptable level.

Man, we had been going at it pretty rough and her ass was starting to get wallowed out so i had to pull a Harrisonburg Steamer.

by bpyke October 2, 2011

Philadelphia Steamer

Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, a Philadelphia Steamer is the sexual act performed when someone milks a mans prostate (or fingers a mans asshole) untill he has an orgasm, at which point he jizzes, commonly out of his asshole, onto a womans chest. He then rocks back and forth like a steam roller to rub it all over her.

James never thought he would enjoy it, but after Judy gave him his first Philadelphia Steamer he started begging for one every night.

by C.A.P. January 30, 2008

Cleveland steamer

A bowel movement generally taken on the chest/face.

Dude, I'm going to take a Cleveland steamer on your face.

by pfunkk May 13, 2008

cleveland steamer

It is the ultimate way to end a relationship. Basically, it boils down to having goodbye sex followed by a laying down of the fecal matter upon the chest of your now ex-partner. >:)

She may have broken up with me but I think I got the last laugh with that cleveland steamer I graced her with after.

by Charles Ulysess Farley September 15, 2005

Berlin Steamer

When you are tied to a bed, or other object upon which you would have intercourse, and your partner takes a huge dump on your chest and leaves you to fester in the steaming pile.

Man, I thought I was gonna get laid, but that bitch just gave me a berlin steamer.

by Major Tom April 22, 2004