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Wash Bottles

Wash Bottles; a very funny and quite colloquial phrase emanating from the real B-Town; Brampton, Ontario CANADA!

Cardinal Leger Secondary School will live on forever!

Wash Bottles (or washing bottles, bottle washer, etc) is simply a term used, either jokingly, seriously or somewhere in between, to describe the act of fellatio. Do note, however, that this phrase must be used with a STRONG Portuguese accent, as was common in the development of this catch-phrase. The phrase is often used to describe a negative situation, or towards someone in a negative way, similar to telling someone to fuck-off.

The words can be interchanged depending on the use and tense of the incident in which the phrase is being used - see below examples
"why don't you go wash bottles down by the creek!"

"Hey buddy, go wash bottles!"

"Your mom is a bottle washer!"

"you washed bottles for a living"

and so on - take it and go!
by philEblunt February 21, 2009
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wash the cat

An excuse to blow off a date or appointment.
Oh shit man. I'm sorry I cant make your party. I've got to wash the cat.
by EastCoastBronco October 25, 2013
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Pressure Wash

making a woman orgasm so hard that her orgasm soaks the sheets resembling the sheets after they get out of the washing machine.
I pounded Tracy so hard that she pressure washed my couch...yeaaa boi
by DLAZ February 12, 2007
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hoe wash

when you don't have time to take a bath or shower, but you need to freshen up fast. standing by the sink or sitting on the toilet, clean with wash cloth or hand and soap. BKA "washing the essentials."
girl, i didn't have time to take a bath before he came over so i did a hoe wash real quick before he got here.
by dd2004 October 9, 2006
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yellow washed

Somebody being very engrossed & involved in Chinese culture.
(see white-washed)
Although Christopher Robin is Hindu, his love for anime TV shows & his many Asian friends causes them to call him yellow washed.
by Happy Laughy Girl September 26, 2006
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ball wash

When a girl or guy lies with their head off the side of a bed/sofa. While erect you drop your scrotum into their mouth and they lather them up and then "motorboat" your testicles.
How was your night, oh it was great, got a bj and a ball wash.
by Redden May 31, 2011
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Pressure Wash

When you stick your dick or a similar object into your partner/hooker's asshole, then you have them shit on said object while still holding it in as tightly as possible. This should cause the poop to go around the object and forcibly eject out the anus. The end result looks like a pressure washer spraying poop. DO NOT get in the way of this 'pressure washer,' it will inflict physical harm.

Note: Laxatives help to provide the consistency needed for the poop to flow like water.
Danny: Oh yeah John! Just a little deeper and then I'll pressure wash that silly grin off your face!

John: Yea! Pressure wash me all day! UNNGGHHH (orgasm) (poosplosion)
by tdnizzle111 May 30, 2011
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