The store where fat b*tches ride on scooters,buy cheap soda{sam's cola} and
scream at their children to get more hot dogs.
scream at their children to get more hot dogs.
Average truckstop whore•i need some condoms,sams cola and some perfume that smells like sperm. Lets go to wal*mart supermarket.
Child•you dont any perfume,you already smell like sperm!
Child•you dont any perfume,you already smell like sperm!
by Weird person February 17, 2015
Sarah- i need to go shopping
Zach- lets go on a Wal-Mart adventure!!
Eadie- oh great...do i have to push the cart again
Zach+Sarah- ;)
Zach- lets go on a Wal-Mart adventure!!
Eadie- oh great...do i have to push the cart again
Zach+Sarah- ;)
by eadie30 November 30, 2011
1. I'm never going there again! I received the Wal*Mart Policy
2. You got fired while you were on vacation? You got the Wal*Mart Policy!!
2. You got fired while you were on vacation? You got the Wal*Mart Policy!!
by Grendare April 4, 2010
A circa 2011 term coined by a 350 lb man who was nosebombed by the winds coming from the asshole of an unmedicated lactose intolerant man after he had drank a triple espresso with half and half with a banana, usually smelling like a sweaty ripe ass that hasn’t been washed in four days Or smells like one of the fat people at Walmart taking a shit in the bathroom or also performing a dry dock at wal mart
Guy 1 dude I was in the crapper the other day and the guy in the next stall and it smelled like wal mart farts
guy 2 we don't have that issue at target must have been some guy after comic con
guy 3 or he must have been one of those ham planets on a scooter
guy 2 we don't have that issue at target must have been some guy after comic con
guy 3 or he must have been one of those ham planets on a scooter
by rayjay91 December 7, 2022
- Someone who tries to out drive transport trucks. On the highway
- Uses Catch phrases such "Dinkle Dwarf." or "What a dip stick"
-Conserves 7 year old food in the 4 different freezers in hopes to one day become a time capsule
-Turns vechicles into mini-marts
-Humming to tunes, she wishes she knew the word too
-Making up her own phiosphies such as "When your swiming use a floating around your neck to prevent water from entering your ears."
-Owns 70274927493 pairs of shoes
-Thinks she IS hockey night in Canda
-And enjoys having people give her and her toronto maple leaf flag the finger
-Enjoys geneology even on families that isn't her (Facebook creeper)
-Records 56830545 shows at once and hogs all 5 T.V.'s in the house
-Buys her kids chocolate for easter only to hide them for herself
----- Future A&E special Hoarders
- Uses Catch phrases such "Dinkle Dwarf." or "What a dip stick"
-Conserves 7 year old food in the 4 different freezers in hopes to one day become a time capsule
-Turns vechicles into mini-marts
-Humming to tunes, she wishes she knew the word too
-Making up her own phiosphies such as "When your swiming use a floating around your neck to prevent water from entering your ears."
-Owns 70274927493 pairs of shoes
-Thinks she IS hockey night in Canda
-And enjoys having people give her and her toronto maple leaf flag the finger
-Enjoys geneology even on families that isn't her (Facebook creeper)
-Records 56830545 shows at once and hogs all 5 T.V.'s in the house
-Buys her kids chocolate for easter only to hide them for herself
----- Future A&E special Hoarders
by shjoch April 7, 2010
To discribe something or someone that has it all, such as an attractive woman who has all the right parts, a guy who is well built and/or has money or nice things or a sharp car. Refering to the fact that you can get almost anything at Wal-mart.
Hey man, did you see that fine lady over there? She is straight Wal-mart.
Joe is totally Wal-mart. He's good looking, got a good job, a nice car and a fine girlfriend.
Look at the rims on that Impala, and that bad ass paint job. That car is Wal-mart.
Joe is totally Wal-mart. He's good looking, got a good job, a nice car and a fine girlfriend.
Look at the rims on that Impala, and that bad ass paint job. That car is Wal-mart.
by liet December 26, 2007
by whyte boi(levi) September 10, 2003