There's Poo-Poo In the Head

A fictional, phoney-bologna, fake made-up song sung to the tune of the children's song, "The Farmer in the Dell".
Sung when you lift the toliet lid and find that some total asshaberedasher has left a big fat shit in the bowl and failed to flush.

♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫
♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫
♫ Don't forget to flush again ♫
♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫

by Telephony September 12, 2016

Now there's a pretty meme

Exquisite!

Person A: Now there's a pretty meme
Person B: Exquisite!

by P0IS0NI August 5, 2022

there's a lot to unpack here

'Unpack' means to take things out of a package or temporary storage like a luggage bag. Usually to put them in their proper place. This phrase often is used in relation to personal problems people are discussing, often as a subtle way to indicate there's baggage involved in the conversation or issue that needs to be broken down and evaluated.

The phrase can be used when there is a lot of information to process or problems to solve. It's a response provided by a person asking the other to slow down and give time to sort out what they've been given.

"Okay Angel, you just gave an hour-long monologue about how your girlfriend dumped you because you can't hold a job to pay your car loan, your mommy issues, getting fired, and your confusion which pronoun you want to be called. There's a lot to unpack here."

"Look Karen, you can't just hand me a 30-page document that I've never seen, then demand I give you an answer why it's messed up. Especially when you expect the answer in less than three minutes. There's a lot to unpack here."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! There's a lot to unpack here!"

by Johnny Atkins November 21, 2019

theresa

the most beautiful girl you probably ever meet. the sweetest, most kind person no matter what the circumstance. is always down for that one person they wish (or are) closest too. she gives hugs like she never wants to leave that moment. she’s the smartest girl you’re ever gonna meet bc she knows what she wants- and she knows if it’s true it takes time. you’re a dumbass if you leave her hanging like that. oh and she never leaves you on read :)

what’s the definition of perfectly imperfect

-THERESA

by koala :) April 15, 2019

if there's blood, play in the mud

when a woman won't let you have sex with her because she is on her period or when you don't want period blood all over your penis, you have anal sex instead.

Guy: "let me smash that vag"
Girl: "I would let you, but i'm on my period"
Guy: "if there's blood, play in the mud !!!!!"

by AudiUrS4 June 9, 2009

Theresa

Spelled "Theresa", it was ranked as the 717th most popular name for girls born in 2006, down from 226th in 1992 (it ranked 65th in 1950, and 102nd in 1900).The name implies one who is destined to work hard, but who will receive great bounty for her efforts. hot as people call it, pretty, cute, beautiful. humerous, talented, a hard-to-hate sort of girl. the one that everybody likes.

The name St. Therese or Theresa, Teresa..no particular way of spelling it. means little flower.a flower represent beauty and grace. "I will let fall from Heaven a Shower of Roses" -ST. THERESE

Theresa, with her natural beauty and grace, she will become a woman who changed life as it is

by littomissnerd357 January 18, 2008

There's two types of bad weather

Meaning more than one peice of bad news, or a peice of bad news followed directly by a second.

Woman: I'm leaving you.

Man: Oh man.

Woman: There's two types of bad weather.

Man: Oh yeah?

Woman: Yeah, I've got AIDS

Man: Shhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttt

by Sidney Shapiro August 4, 2009