Lazy, always tired, has an excuse for everything, the oposite of adventurous, enjoys video games on levels no one would understand, likes to be alone, not a sporty man, infact hates anything to do with going outside.
Jacob, come outside and play with us.
by John Salvich July 27, 2017

He is a gamer but not an epic one. He loves fortnite. Most likely friend zone you. He will show everyone how brave he is. He will make an peverted joke to a teacher.
by pssssssssssssssssse October 30, 2020

by Katfaced696 February 24, 2018

Jacob is a needy Person Who always relies on other peoples affection. Jake up does not have a lot of friends and no significant other because they’re too scared of commitment
by Paveet April 24, 2019

Jacob is a guy that loves himself more than he loves others. He will always spend time checking his hair and applying spray. He will usually date a gorgeous but easy girl. He eats a lot and often gets upset over small things.
jacob is alright
by Pellet poo April 19, 2018

A boy that's cool got a big dick. You never know he might jack off a lot may everynight or day. He's fit. Everyone wants to hangout with him. And he's funny.
by The cool man June 22, 2018

A man who is depressed and has an 8 inch strapon up his arse and he is also wearing one, he can also never get a woman. HE IS 420 ASIAN.
Your such a jacob
by NICE KUNT November 27, 2016
