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Coconut Cupcake

When a man cums in a girls ass and she farts it back into the mans hand to which he slaps her in the face with the "cupcake".
"Keith, that coconut cupcake you gave me last night was out of this world."

"I was banging my girlfriend in the ass last night. After I came I gave her a delightful coconut cupcake."
by keithO2013 March 29, 2013
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Coconut Malding

This word describes the action of rage quitting or being upset about something that happened, most often used for instances during video games. It is usually an overblown reaction to something relatively easy or of little consequence, like the coconut mall level in Mario Kart.
“My brother in Christ, you are coconut mallding over Yahtzee.”

“Sounds like someone’s coconut malding.”
by The Fox on A Box July 9, 2023
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coconuts and twizzlers

This phrase is said to have originated in KS, and is used as a synonym for female and male genitalia respectively. The story goes that a young child became frightened when discovering her genitals. She screamed at her mother that there was a "coconut" in there, and she wanted it out, now! Her mother laughed and explained that she, too, had a "coconut" as did the child's grandma, and, in fact, all the other girls in the whole world. The child then said that her father did not have a coconut, he had a twizzler. The common phrasing of coconuts and twizzlers can now be found everywhere.
"Eesh, this room is full of coconuts and twizzlers!"

"Umm...please put your twizzler away."

"I'd do anything to get my hands on her coconut."
by Thorne Thornton August 31, 2011
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couple of coconuts

Like two peas in a pod...a good but goofy fit

Two people that are a lot alike in a fun way...
by Celms March 3, 2014
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Coconut Strap on

It's exactly what you think it is. It's a strap on but instead of a dildo, its just a fucking coconut.
"I was getting tired of using the football, so I had my wife get the Coconut Strap On. I couldn't feel my ass for the next three days!"

"Dude, your wife only has one buttcheek."
by Spiked C0ck March 9, 2021
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hollow coconut

You have hollow coconuts
by PinkyPen December 23, 2017
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