Thief

Yes Michael.

Hym "The thief that submits to the incest cult gets a pass and the one that doesn't gets his eyes pecked out. And the first thief is in heaven... Unless it isn't real! In which case, he's NOWHERE. So as long as you are desperate for immortality... You get to crime! Everything I've done is justified I guess. Not that I've done any crimes. Did create AI just there. I was desperate for immortality the whole time so I am religiously allowed to do this thing I'm doing."

by Hym Iam April 13, 2025

mod thief

You know those mod showcase channels on YouTube who do not give the link to the modification and only put there social media stuff in the description? Yeah those guys are people I call mod thief's because one there not letting anyone know what the mod is called and two they have to be lazy as fuck for them to put a damn link in the description and three thanks to them you either have to get lucky with someone else with that mod who is unpopular (Hopefully) or search for a super long time what the mod is called but you only get nonsense in your search results | But yeah that is basically what a mod thief is.

Person 1:Dang Do you know that guy who showcases mods on his channel without giving any credit to the mod owner?
Person 2:Yeah his name is (YouTuber name) and I think he is such a big a mod thief
Person 1: Yeah agree we will never know what it's called. Thanks to him/her.

by zpowers July 7, 2023

Thief trick

One of many pony tricks where the store clerk sets up a robbery where she tackles the thief to the ground before he gets out of the store, making herself the hero of the day to a viewing audience. They both later have a good laugh about everything when there are no cameras rolling.

That dumbass watching the news fell for her thief trick. The clerk and robber who set it up knew each other well, they got a good laugh out of it.

by Solid Mantis January 9, 2020

Kill thief

kill thief- a person in battle Royale games who often steals kills. Also when he dies says they’re one shot yet they’re full health

Dylan:I got this guy
Shannon: *one shots to kill enemy Dylan’s after* I got him!
Dylan: you fucking kill thief

by Jwill4229 July 8, 2019

pocket thief

Noun.) a killer that stabs his victims ( mostly women) 37 times in the genitalia, then steals their ovaries.

"The pocket thief stole that dead woman's ovaries!"

by Nicolle Burlington May 4, 2017

Biological thief

A man that promises a woman that he will make a baby with her, but it's all cock and bullshit story. He gives her a specific date when they would make a baby, but then as the time goes nearer he backs out and makes excuses why he can't make a baby at that time.

Margaret: Okay bill now is the time where we will have a baby. You promised me that it would be in February well here we are.

Bill: Margaret, I'm sorry, but I can't go through with it. I'm sorry that I misled you, but I have so much stress with work lately I can't imagine us having kids right now. Can you wait a little bit longer?

Well bill you are just a biological thief. Stealing my Reproducing years off me you fucking liar..

by Pat gently August 28, 2023

Cum Thief

When a girl sneaks into your room at night and sucks all the cum outta you to strengthen her superpowers

Fuck! My balls are flat, I’ve been got by a cum thief!

by I steal glasses from blind kid March 3, 2024