Jesse

A dumb blonde who doesn’t know her left from her right. She doesn’t get any jokes that are about her.

Jesse is so dumb

by Qritted12345 December 11, 2019

Jesse

Jesse is the most amazing person! He always makes you feel loved and safe, even when you're feeling down. He's not very good at flirting, but somehow ends up with a girl anyway. He makes really funny jokes, and says the nicest things. He's warm, and kind of shy before you get to know him, but once you do you'll never regret it.

"Jesse is the loveliest human being"
"Yeah, he sure is!"

by AnnaRandom November 19, 2020

Jesse

He is an complete idiot who has no sense of human kind he his the worst type of person who tries to get all the girls but fails miserably and he is an huge pervert. Also he has a small wenie

Jesse sucks

by Freddy is ready June 29, 2016

JESS

A whore, who is blonde and loves tadhgs. She loves stealing people's boyfriends. She can't play any sport and is a terrible friend, she loves fucking strangers

Omg she's jess

by Yourmama356421 May 19, 2017

Jesse

the best girl you'll ever meet. totally adorable and sweet (with an afro!) but in a not-too-annoying kind of way. got to love her! (and no this is not her:)

have you met the new girl? she's almost as cool as Jesse.

my mom's nice but she's no Jesse.

by bigfootateurmama April 30, 2009

Jesse

Usually a fat ginger. A quiet person without many friends but is very social online and plays many video games.

Looks like jesse wants to kill himself

by Disfunctionalduck June 15, 2018

Jesse

As you are reading this Jesse is most likely having sex. Jesses reek of sex. Girls can not get enough of a Jesse and Jesses know this. To be with a Jesse is to reach heaven on earth. Don't worry guys Jesses don't leave out their boys. When a Jesse isn't nose deep in a girl, he's out partying it up with his boys at a house party being the life of the party. Everyone needs more Jesse in their life.

Girl 1: " Ashley, I just had the best night ever! Jesse..."
Girl 2: " Say no more... every girl dreams of the day they get to be with Jesse."

by heheheboi November 8, 2018