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Squirflelighting

A grotesque act involving a toothpick, some form of accelerant and a lighter. The user (male) covers a toothpick with the accelerant and inserts it into their urethra. Once inside the man lights it on fire and lets it burn. When used it practice, it is common for the user of this technique to bust a nut to extinguish the fire before in burns their skin.
Hey man, I don’t wanna go out tonight. I’m gonna stay in and have a nice Squirflelighting sesh alone if you don’t mind.

Squiflelighting may also be said as “Squiflelight” when being referred to as an action.
by Witerwally A Genius September 14, 2025
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Sandusky Squirmer

The act of shoving a pool noodle up your anus and having sand be dispensed into your colon until it pops like a balloon.
The Clown I hired for my child's party decided to perform a Sandusky Squirmer.
by Buhl Ache December 29, 2024
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Funcarian Squiggler

A human baby. Derived from the portmanteaus "fun to carry" - fun carryin' - funcarian, and similar portmanteaus "squirm" and "wiggler" - squiggler. It is used as a playful alien-sounding nickname.
My Trekkie uncle will soon be the proud dad of a new funcarian squiggler.
by Alkuna March 21, 2025
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