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Slurp slurps

Donald got punched in his slurp slurps bc he loves six rings Jordans
by Jessethatrackstar July 21, 2022
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DUCK SLURP

In a parallel universe, where reality is flipped; The animals do the talking and humans are the pets. 'DUCK SLURP' is when a human excessively licks a DUCK to the point where it's uncomfortable enough to ask the human to leave it's 2 bedroom apartment with a sink that has a tile chipping away on the far left hand corner next to the enormous cum rag next to the 5 year old childs tooth brush that the mommy DUCK bought from the corner store on a lonely Saturday night when her husband was away sticking his tiny DUCK penis in another female DUCK.
Nigel: DuDe I went and done did a DuCk SluRp.

Toby: Dude that's radical man.

Seth: Gnarly dude.
by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 3, 2018
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Splurge and slurp

When a guy ejaculates into a vagina then immediately slurps out the semen in order to prevent pregnation.
Not feeling like pulling out? Just splurge and slurp!
by Noodle pap October 23, 2018
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slurp chug

A noise made when your lips suction on a cup. Definetly not fucking pleasant.
Bro, teach me how to slurp Chug like that!
by BillNye_theRussianSpy February 4, 2020
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slurp monster

“Slurp monster” is a term used for people who suck your pussy too hard. If someone slurps your pussy like a vacuum cleaner, they are a “slurp monster.” Be a aware of these people, they can suck your organs from your pussy like spaghetti.
AHHH!!! Daddy right there!!! Ahhh your slurping my pussy clean. Ahhh drink my cum. Ahh my organs you’re such a slurp monster AHHHH I can see my liver Ahhh!!!
by Saltyfishsaucesally January 3, 2024
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Slurp Chug

A loud noise that is made when drinking something. It usually comes from the suction of the lips on the cup or glass.
Bro, that Slurp Chug was mind blowing!
by BillNye_theRussianSpy February 4, 2020
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slurp nuts

to calm down; to step away from a situation; to bring tranquility
woah there buddy, you’re getting pretty heated. why don’t you slurp nuts?”
by GreenYogaBalls May 22, 2023
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