Have your woman in doggy in front of you and your equipment. Stand on something high enough so that your long schlong is above it. Release the stool and lean forward. Preform an acrobatic trick and insert your Peter the great into their behind.
by King Unga Bunga April 19, 2021
Get the Rusty Sling Blademug. Refers to the past-heavenly act of gently swooping a petite cutie up in one arm, cradling her knees under your other arm, holding her close to your chest, and then smilingly gazing into her placidly-happy face while cooing contentedly to her.
Huge marshmallow-hearted guy: I love giving sweet-faced damsels a sling-snuggle shortly after I meet them --- usually it makes the gal just totally "melt in my arms" and "go dreamily submissive" on me, and then she'll let me savor her soft warm palms on my cheeks, massage her pretty feet, joyfully knead her juicy pliable bicepses and calves, smoothe her cheeks and forehead, and perform any other pleasant "canoodley" activity with her.
by QuacksO July 07, 2018
Get the sling-snugglemug. Verb.
“Slinging a Nasty” is a term originating in North Carolina so far as I can tell. It is hillbilly redneck English.
To “sling a nasty” means to slide a race car on a dirt track or otherwise drive a car wide open on a dirt road.
Uses:
“Sling a nasty”
“Slung a nasty”
“Slinging a nasty”
“Slinging a Nasty” is a term originating in North Carolina so far as I can tell. It is hillbilly redneck English.
To “sling a nasty” means to slide a race car on a dirt track or otherwise drive a car wide open on a dirt road.
Uses:
“Sling a nasty”
“Slung a nasty”
“Slinging a nasty”
I’s standin there in the yard and heard something going “Wahhhhhhh” and next thang I knew Janie in her Buick done run by the house here, throttle hung right wide open, and there she went bout slinging a nasty around that next curve up yonder.
by Tall kid May 19, 2022
Get the Slinging a Nastymug. To give some thing a go. A literal translation from the dutch proverb "ergens een slinger aan geven."
by hetspookjee September 23, 2022
Get the give it a slingmug. When a pet has diarrhea that gets stuck in their butt hairs, then scoots all over the house or apartment, effectively coating the floor in dingleberries.
The cat’s stomach was completely wrecked ... she did the dingleberry sling all over the downstairs last night.
by Possumgirl13 July 28, 2019
Get the Dingleberry slingmug. by A-kkk21 December 03, 2017
Get the cunt slinging whoremug. Returning to your previous life of petty crime once you either completed your sentence for the same crime or you were charged but never convicted.
by Sexydimma July 15, 2022
Get the Slinging stocks and cutting dealsmug.