shotgun writer

The person sitting next to you, who types, usually offensive stuff to your friends on facebook, on your computers keyboard.

My shotgun writer was the one trolling you yesterday from my account.

by Jardorr May 11, 2016

Shotgun Smoker

One who smokes herb (Mostly Cannabis Sativa) and upon combustion and inhalation they experience spasms causing an exhale sending burning ember's in all directions similar to the firearm known as "shotgun"

Man Jimmy is a cool guy and all, but if you sit across from him while toking jane, take cover cause he's a shotgun smoker.

by RE1S September 2, 2010

shotgun soup

When you are ill and somehow manage to have a combination of constipation and diarreah that comes out in quick blasts that are reloaded when you think you are done and stand up from the toilet.

I had to call in sick to work today, Shotgun Soup was on the menu.

by PowderedWater November 21, 2019

Chili Shotgun

The act of one massive blast of shit out of your ass which then smacks the back of the toilet like a big ole bowl of chili was shot out of a shotgun

Lincoln just got done eating Taco Bell and now because of this he proceeded to the bathroom where he then chili shotgunned the back of the toilet and sent me a Snapchat video of it

by MADsMINDFREAK January 16, 2020

Shotgun nut

When you bust a nut in 20 different directions and it makes a hard clean up.

Fred did you just shotgun nut because now I think I'm pregnant.

by Buckaroo728 November 3, 2018

shower shotgun

to pregame in the shower. there is no actual "shotgunning" involved so this may be done with a mixed drink or a beer. The only stipulation is that the drink must be drunk ENTIRELY in the shower.

chick 1:you're so trashed... what happened??
chick 2: well, I only had a half hour before we headed to the party so instead of taking time to get ready and then pregame, I just shower shotgunned my screwdriver.
chick 1: probably not your best decision...

by hapless2012 September 10, 2009

shotgun dick

An uncircumcised penis. Named so because when you jack it off, the foreskin moves up and down over the head like a gun getting cocked.

If you look at Orlando Bloom's frontal you'll see that extra skin. He's got a shotgun dick!

by DanteAlleghory May 19, 2017