The Big Shed

A true Englishman. As patriotic as he is big. Nothing in his veins but Stella and Mayonnaise. Everyday is chest day. Left right good night to any German or Argie bastard. Brexit means Brexit.

I’m the big shed. Brexit means brexit you cunt give us a Stella n a ciggy.

by Smithy1009 May 4, 2022

Shed

A universal word used to secretly offend adults/parents, it can mean anything.

E.g dickhead

Me = ‘Mum ur such a shed’
Mum = ‘awww thanks, thats so sweet!’

by Aqua PhantomO7 yt August 9, 2019

Stoller Shed

A structure prone to collapse, especially due to haphazard construction or questionable workmanship.

Metaph. Something unstable or unreliable.

Wow, that plan collapsed faster than a Stoller Shed.

by Marsyas40k December 25, 2021

Shedding Inhibitions

A wholesome story about a mother and son reconnecting!

Guy 1: Yo, brb, gonna go read Shedding Inhibitions.

Guy 2: What?

by someskyrimfan2 May 14, 2023

to shed someone off

used to encourage the recipient to cut a person out of their lives. usually when the person to be shed exhibits traits of benevolent sexism, and could be described as not funny or boring; a stickler for the rules.

To shed someone off:

Aw Shannah man, shed him off he's got no craic

by 666paul666 December 20, 2023

Tool shed

Where people go when they make a really tool-ish comment.

Boy 1: Hey dude can you lend me a couple dollars?
Boy 2: Oh yeah sure best friend here's your money, and maybe we can hang out later?
Boy 1: Nah, but thanks for the money, and when you're done go to the tool shed douche.

by youknowit21454 June 5, 2010

bed shed

The action of progressively taking off more and more clothes while in bed due to sweatiness or general discomfort (I'm looking at you socks) until one is usually down to their underwear. Tends to be more awkward at sleepovers.

Dad: "Hey Jimmy, bring up all your laundry before you go to bed"
Jimmy: "I'm gonna end up bed shedding anyways, so I'll just bring it up in the morning"

by JimmyMahfety711 June 3, 2021