Schrodinger

Adjective describing an object or concept that could be there, but at the same time, may not be there.

That ball is such Schrodinger, like, I saw it a second ago, and now, it's gone.

by LemionLaLemon February 15, 2025

schrodingers schlong

The concept that a trap is gay or not gay at the same time until you see the schlong

Do you see that girl over there?
Oh hell no, she might be a guy, I ain't about to get involved with schrodingers schlong

by lordcatfood May 14, 2022

Schrodingers Balls

If one man's balls are replaced with another man's balls and he impregnates a woman, whose kid is it?

Schrodingers balls; that kid came from Schrodingers balls, we don't know who the father is

by Logical@Balls October 8, 2025

Schrodinger's Jk

When you are both kidding, but also not at the same time. Typically when you're serious about one aspect of something but kidding about another and the two sides are too difficult to verbally differentiate.

"Your toxic ex sent me nudes."
"Lemme see....jk..."
"That's a Schrodinger's Jk and you know it."

by ApathyDefined December 25, 2023