OMG! Have you seen her?? She is fucking steaming!! Her ass, tits, and everything in between is smoltering!
by Sydney Sweeney Fr January 1, 2025
Get the Sabrina Carpenter mug.Southern country girl one might expect to find in Florida, however her natural habitat is in the Appalachian High Country of NC. Due to her supercharged sexuality and fun-loving nature, this wild child from up Hooten Holler may be easily misunderstood to be feral or rabid. This often causes conflict with others in the area, as they are on average far more reserved, conservative, religious, and repressed.
Mating call as yet unknown, however is suspected to be audible for up to one mile. Reproductive preference for members of her own family group, albeit extremely distant cousins, whereas both partners relish in the open admission of being (distant) Cousinfuckers. Affinity for analingus. Squirter. Known to kill and eat all local game animals, from squirrels to bears.
Attractiveness rated on Florida Scale (FL3=NC5) as her appearance more closely resembles the Gulf college beach body than the local, exclusively biscuits and gravy diet, sedentary lifestyle heart disease heavyweights comprising 85% of all females past 24 years of age.
Florida Attractiveness Rating: 8.75
Mating call as yet unknown, however is suspected to be audible for up to one mile. Reproductive preference for members of her own family group, albeit extremely distant cousins, whereas both partners relish in the open admission of being (distant) Cousinfuckers. Affinity for analingus. Squirter. Known to kill and eat all local game animals, from squirrels to bears.
Attractiveness rated on Florida Scale (FL3=NC5) as her appearance more closely resembles the Gulf college beach body than the local, exclusively biscuits and gravy diet, sedentary lifestyle heart disease heavyweights comprising 85% of all females past 24 years of age.
Florida Attractiveness Rating: 8.75
Don't know how she wound up being a Sabrina, since her dad's an obvious cuck and her mom is a Megakaren.
by Eldji July 9, 2022
Get the Sabrina mug.The best friend you’ll ever have! She can be weird and a bit violent sometimes, but she’s still a good friend. She’s trusting and doesn’t give a shit about your social life. She has long wavy brown hair which she calls blonde for some reason. She has three dogs and two cats, and she horses and space. She’s a total nature person and VERY hyper. Also never give her ice. (You don’t wanna know what will happen)
Person 1:did you see that kid she looked really hyper!
Person 2: dude, I-I think she heard you
Person 1: WHAT?!
Sabrina: mY fInGiEs aRe wAgInG
Person 2: HOLY SHIT DUDE RUN
Sabrina: gIvE mE yOuR sCrUmTiOuSe tOeSiE wOaSiEs NOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
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Person 2: dude, I-I think she heard you
Person 1: WHAT?!
Sabrina: mY fInGiEs aRe wAgInG
Person 2: HOLY SHIT DUDE RUN
Sabrina: gIvE mE yOuR sCrUmTiOuSe tOeSiE wOaSiEs NOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
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by anonymous December 17, 2021
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Justin: I know fuck that stupid jew
Justin: I know fuck that stupid jew
by Burglerboy1 June 23, 2016
Get the Sabrina mug.Sabrina is a fantastic sexy person ;))))) although she can be a little acoustic at times, its ok tho :((
Heres how you know if she is a Sabrina:
1: She recites the batman monologue
2: She has brown curly hair
3: She is an entrepreuner and an independant busniess women
4: She can speak fluent spanish
If you know anyone called sabrina and she isnt associated with one of these things then she is an IMPOSTER and you have to imediatelly evacuate the area, should could be an alien that has escaped from area 51 and she could be here to murder you :(((((((
If you are reading this and a Sabrina is near you, RUN BRO RUN SHES GONNA GET YOU EHLP
:)
;)
:P
Heres how you know if she is a Sabrina:
1: She recites the batman monologue
2: She has brown curly hair
3: She is an entrepreuner and an independant busniess women
4: She can speak fluent spanish
If you know anyone called sabrina and she isnt associated with one of these things then she is an IMPOSTER and you have to imediatelly evacuate the area, should could be an alien that has escaped from area 51 and she could be here to murder you :(((((((
If you are reading this and a Sabrina is near you, RUN BRO RUN SHES GONNA GET YOU EHLP
:)
;)
:P
"Hey I know this girl called Sabrina"
"Does she 1: She recites the batman monologue
2: She has brown curly hair
3: She is an entrepreuner and an independant busniess women
4: She can speak fluent spanish"
"No"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Does she 1: She recites the batman monologue
2: She has brown curly hair
3: She is an entrepreuner and an independant busniess women
4: She can speak fluent spanish"
"No"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
by vitorcisa May 21, 2024
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