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Second Truth

The moment right after ejaculation where you see everything in a new perspective. During the second truth, you can see through all the bullshit in your life and everything makes sense for about 3 seconds. But most people are to focused on the actual orgasm to notice this.
Dude, I just blew a load and during my second truth, I realized, I could save 15% or more on my car insurance by switching to Geico!!
by Hugh E. Rection April 19, 2009
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Second Life

Reference to a program in which one lives out a sort of second life building what they want, chatting with who they want, scripting their builds to do what they want.
by Derek Jones March 1, 2004
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Second Voice

In any sales or Call Center environment a second voice is the use of a second voice to soften the customer into making an otherwise perhaps unwanted purchase/investment/decision. This is basically using the advantage of having a third party enter the relationship and manipulate the customer. This can be used at any stage of the relationship, whenever an agent feels that assistance is needed to make a sale.
Hey come here a second Bill i need a second voice with this client.
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Second Ward

Hispanic hood located in East End, Houston, Texas
Where you from?

Second ward, nigga

I'm from deuce ward
by B.N.G October 30, 2020
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Sleepy Second

Accidentally getting to second base while your still half asleep
Matt: hey did you hear Carl got a Sleepy Second
Jim: yeah now Jill hates him.
by Mybad February 14, 2013
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one second

A moment in time when kids don't annoy you.
Kid 1: "Mom, I'm hungry...:eats:..Mom, I need more food"
Kid 2: "Mom, tell him to stop looking at me!"
Mom: "I just need one second."
:Mom goes into bathroom:
Kid 3: opens bathroom door: "Mom, he took my toy and won't give it back!"
Mom: "One Second...One Second..One Second...(kid's name), can I just have one second??"
by DEADMAN#! September 28, 2020
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Just a second

A length of time, generally used by someone who is going to take much longer than one second.
Come on mom, you said just a second three hours ago.
by Foltzyboi isn’t dead November 30, 2020
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