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A Proper Engagement Congratulations

When your friends get engaged and you feel that the only appropriate way to say "congrats!" is to give groom and rough hand job (this is on the spot, so you don't have the proper lubrication handy) and a pack of camel lights because they're only likely to enjoy sex until they tie the knot and their lives devolve into a spiral of depression and dissatisfaction.
Hey man, congrats on proposing to your gf! Pull down your pants so I can give you a proper engagement congratulations. Here's a lighter!
by tmax805 August 25, 2018
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proper-dog

The act of removing ones member, mid coitus, wrapping it in a hot towel to warm said member. Once steamy, remove the towel and then reinsert, resuming coitus.
Jo: "Michael gave me a proper-dog lastnight, its was so steamy"
by Seepha June 12, 2022
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Proper clencher

When something is so scary that you clench your arsehole. Or when you take a scary fall while climbing
by Mccupoftea February 4, 2023
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Proper Dodgy

Used to describe something, generally a person, who is suspicious or weird. If a proper dodgy person approaches you, you should run. They will come after you.
That man in the van outside looks proper dodgy...
by spaghettimanthemeteor March 29, 2020
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Proper Grammar

something that nobody ever uses Proper Grammar is when you don’t use slang in sentences, or incorrect spelling.

if your writing something you shouldn’t say:
Hewoooo thx for reading hope youa enjoyed!
Instead: Hello, thanks for reading this hope you enjoyed!
that’s proper grammar.
Person: Why didn’t you come to school yesterday??
Person 2: cuz i was sicky sicky why did u ask meh?
Person: wha- use proper grammar.
by Enter Your Pseudonym Here April 20, 2022
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