Pansexual

Pansexual means "romantic or emotional attraction towards people regardless of their sex or gender identity" but for me it means you don't care who you're with (gender or sexuality wise) all it matters is their personality (don't get some people wrong on this. I will not fuck a table). Yes it could be a non-human thing but then you're just fucking weird. Like come on.

Random Human: So uh.. you're straight right?
Pansexual human: No, im-
Random Human: You're Gay?!?
Pansexual Human: No you little hoe you didn't let me finish my sentence you dumb fuck. I'm pansexual.
Random Human: Rude much? Also so you're like.. bi?
Pansexual Human: oh my fucking god. No. It means I don't care what your gender is I just like you for you.
Random Human: Ohh Okay. So you're not bi..?
Pansexual Human: Oh my fuckin- *THROWS A TABLE AT THE RANDOM HUMAN*

by read you dumb fuck February 22, 2018

Pansexual

Pansexuality is a valid sexuality that is meant to be used as a way saying their love knows no bounds.

This means that the pansexual person will date anyone of any gender, any sexuality group, any race, at a fitting age group.

And no, it doesn't mean they're attracted to children, corpses, or animals. They like people like a normal person would, they're just more open to different types of people.

Dan is a pansexual, he is open to dating a range of different people.

by spaceblankie September 4, 2017

Pansexual

When pans smash each other ( literally) or a pan hits the floor

The pan dropped and I knew from that moment that is was pansexual

by Cool dude 321 July 26, 2021

Pansexual

Someone who gets off on cooking eggs and beacon.

Dam making breakfast wouldn't be this satisfying if I wasn't Pansexual.

by Neckra14 July 30, 2020

Pansexual

It's like being bisexual, and also not being a judgemental/racist prick.

"I think i'm pansexual."
"So, you're bisexual."
"Sort of, but I don't care if they're black or white or their religion"
"So, you're bisexual, and also not judgemental or racist?"

by MosebyLover123 January 19, 2016

Pansexual

Anyone who is sexually attracted to pans.

Person A: Why won’t you do the dishes?
Person B: I’m Pansexual, it always turns me on.

by Brushyourteethdaily March 24, 2020

pansexual

Someone who is not only sexually attracted to male and female humans, but everything else, including but not limited to nonhuman animals, cars, and the Moon

Person 1: So, tell me about yourself.
Person 2: Well, I'm pansexual...
Person 1: stops listening and wanders off

by Constant Disappointment May 24, 2020