verb "to pow"
deriving from ancient great pro-ness.
1)To be proffessional at all that one does,
2)To ejaculate in a persons face so that they cannot see,
deriving from ancient great pro-ness.
1)To be proffessional at all that one does,
2)To ejaculate in a persons face so that they cannot see,
by Newbloods October 10, 2008
*i go to the school library and walk up to the dictionary of the entire english language that they have sitting out in the open.
i browse the pages until i see that word, the word that fills me with so much hatred and anger, "pun." i don't hesitate to whip out the black sharpie that i brought with me just for this occasion. furiously, i scribble out that awful, disgusting word and replace it with my own word. a much better word. "pow."*
~LATER~
*i hear the teacher call my name. when i look up, she tells me that i've been summoned to the principals office. i stand up and ask, "do i need to bring my backpack?" to which she responds that i don't. i walk out the door, flipping through the files in my brain, trying to figure out why i was being called to the principal's office. i had done nothing wrong! by the time i made my way to the principal's office i still had not figured it out.
carefully, i knocked on the door and was told to come in. so i opened the door and entered the office. the principal looks at me, "take a seat." i sit down. "do you know why you're here?" i shake my head. he sighs, " it seems you have replaced the word 'pun' in our english dictionary with 'pow.' do you have any explanation for this?" what? i thought everybody knew! i proceed to explain exactly why pow was better than pun. the principal looks at me, seemingly startled. he laughs and agrees that pow is a much better word. then he called the president of the united states to replace pun with pow.*
i browse the pages until i see that word, the word that fills me with so much hatred and anger, "pun." i don't hesitate to whip out the black sharpie that i brought with me just for this occasion. furiously, i scribble out that awful, disgusting word and replace it with my own word. a much better word. "pow."*
~LATER~
*i hear the teacher call my name. when i look up, she tells me that i've been summoned to the principals office. i stand up and ask, "do i need to bring my backpack?" to which she responds that i don't. i walk out the door, flipping through the files in my brain, trying to figure out why i was being called to the principal's office. i had done nothing wrong! by the time i made my way to the principal's office i still had not figured it out.
carefully, i knocked on the door and was told to come in. so i opened the door and entered the office. the principal looks at me, "take a seat." i sit down. "do you know why you're here?" i shake my head. he sighs, " it seems you have replaced the word 'pun' in our english dictionary with 'pow.' do you have any explanation for this?" what? i thought everybody knew! i proceed to explain exactly why pow was better than pun. the principal looks at me, seemingly startled. he laughs and agrees that pow is a much better word. then he called the president of the united states to replace pun with pow.*
by powenthusiast September 06, 2021
I got an A on the test, yee pow!
I made out with Kyle at the party yee pow!
They have the spicy chicken nuggets yee pow!
I made out with Kyle at the party yee pow!
They have the spicy chicken nuggets yee pow!
by gracedavis53 November 05, 2019
Two sexy boys won’t play fortnite with me, so I did a pow chow swingin! That ain’t coming out anytime soon :/
by picklypicklyhehehe December 14, 2021
two sexy boys wouldn’t play fortnite with me, so I did a pow chow swingin! that ain’t coming out anytime soon…
by picklypicklyhehehe December 14, 2021
The act of being awesome and POW. Namely used when you understand psychadellic punk, and get mind-fucked. Too Fire.
Mostly used by the stoners and hippies that actually listen to that psych funk.
Mostly used by the stoners and hippies that actually listen to that psych funk.
by Swagg. And Kitties. September 06, 2011