Pennsylvania Poker

A disgraced former assistant coach from a major university alleged to have had sexual relations with preteen age boys. (Talk about children at risk.) Not to be confused with the old drinking song The Pennsylvania Polka.

Bring in the young boys and send them to Jer
The Pennsylvania Poker
Pre teen age only and no pubic hair
The Pennsylvania Poker
Horsin' around in the old shower stall
He'll try to penetrate ya

Aint no one who coaches Stranger
Than the Poker from Pennsylvania.

by Jellykones69 December 15, 2011

Pennsylvania Hood Ornament

When you run up to someone's car (especially during a road rage argument), pull down your pants, aim your ass at the front-center area of their hood, and put a big creamy shit there.
Named after the incident in Delaware County, Pennsylvania on April 30th, 2025, and named similarly to the Arizona Sunroof.

I can't believe that woman gave me a Pennsylvania Hood Ornament on the way to my job interview.

by SteankfoondThrongler May 15, 2025

Pennsylvania Gas Chamber

When you absolutely shit your pantaloons in a vehicle while all of the windows are up, similar to a mega dutch oven Everyone smells it and the driver crashes the car, killing everyone because of the cancerous stench. The scent lingers in the area for three years until it eventually smells like a bloody period queef and vaporizes into the atmosphere.

Yesterday I turned the car into a Pennsylvania Gas Chamber because of the Taco Bell I had an hour before.

by i snort queefs 420 October 4, 2018

Pennsylvania Corndog

The act of inserting a much smaller dick into your own dick and then lightly battering and frying it.

Gene performed a really impressive Pennsylvania corndog the other day. Go Gene!

by Izabelladdiiee11 June 17, 2023

Pennsylvania Plunger

The action of inserting the male penis into a female’s rectum when she is about to poop, urinating, pulling it out, and watching as the shit and piss pours out

I gave Taylor the Pennsylvania Plunger and now I have a urinary tract infection

by Neolapse December 27, 2022

Pennsylvania Mudslide

A verb originating from the mountains of Central Pennsylvania; for the action of defecating on your partner, covering them in fecal matter and smearing it all over their body. This occurs typically after a hearty meal such as a hoagie or any polish/german dish.

“Bro, I totally gave my girl a Pennsylvania Mudslide last night!”

by hackCat18! January 17, 2025

Pennsylvania fish fry

Popular in western PA, A Pennsylvania Fish Fry is When you walk by/ into the girls locker room and inhale through your nose till the stench of old catfish and long John silvers takes over and knocks you out

Guy 1: bro, no balls you won’t do a Pennsylvania Fish Fry

Guy 2: i don’t know man. Big Becky’s in there today; trout’s one thing, but hot blubber is a whole different story

by The flats February 19, 2019