adams mic

a shit mic bought at the back of Popeyes used by fake muslims

guy #1: should we buy Adams mic
guy#2: no that mic is shit and sounds like a paper rustling in the back of an avalanche with a static tv and it makes your friends scream at you while there ears bleed

by guysimhere December 29, 2018

adams mic

a shit headset bought at the back of popeyes that make all your friends yell at you over playstation

friend:hey you wanna buy adams mic?
me: no that shit sounds like a paper rustling over an avalanche

by guysimhere December 29, 2018

abused that mic

The attempt and epic fail at Karaoke.

That girl was at the bar and abused that mic so bad that she got a bottle thrown at her head.

by That_Guy_Yup_Him September 17, 2011

to mic somebody

To destroy a pussy with an unexpectidly big black cock, while you are a skinny white guy wearing an afro

"I want to mic somebody in the elevator"
"Yesterday he mic'd the shit out of me!"
"They are mixin' her hard!"

by TrashOwl April 15, 2024

mic enforcer

H.P Baxxter the lead singer of the German techno band Scooter is frequently referred to as the Mic Enforcer.

"I'm the hard rhymer
The track attacker
The mic enforcer
The tricks checker
I am the law"

by EXAMOON February 22, 2025

mic paranoia

when you're taking a shit during a zoom call and you have your camera blocked off, but you're still worried about your mic being muted

Jon: Damn I really gotta take a dump but I'm in a zoom call
Brett: Why don't you just go bro? It's cameras off
Jon: I can't I got mic paranoia

by Mike Hawkington the Third October 02, 2023

Duvan Mic

When your microphone sounds like it's both lodged in your throat and like it's been thrown across the room.

Jim: Hey can you guys hear me?
Bill: You've got a Duvan Mic man.

by Pyrotechnica September 12, 2021